Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's your misfortune and none of my own

Laber coming from the left side... oh!

Jefferson hemmed in at the sideline.

I was embarrassed. I cou...

- What do ya think, go for the three? - Just gimme the goddamn ball.

I was just talking to a friend of mine. Ray, this is...

- Mack cuts 'im off. - Aw, shit!

- Okay. - You ready?

So, where you wanna go?

She was usually workin' two jobs.

You Asked Me Out Here Like You Wanted To Talk About Somethin' , But You're Not Sayin' Anything Look I'm Really Going Through Some Thangs, I Guess I Need Your Love

What are you doin' here?

Ding F’n Dong

Huh! So you won't consider doin' anything with me?

Let's put the women and children to bed and go lookin' for dinner, boys.

As a matter of fact, let me hold this for you 'til you see the light.

Think you're a bad ass, huh? You think my girl's hot for you?

You took someone else's test? Damn it, Louanne.!

I mean, you think I got a shot at winning this thing?

- Are you serious? - Does it look like I'm serious?

Hell, everything else fades away.

and the Yellowjackets will opt for the field goal.

- Not now, we're going with the sweep. 28 thunder right. Go. - Go offense!

by a straightforward Heisman campaign; nothing too gimmicky.

Sometimes I just feel like I'm waiting for my turn.

Loved you? Loved you? This guy loves anything that wears a skirt!

What do you mean?

Hey, Darnell. What are you doin' here?

then you're gonna have to find yourself another tutor and waste her time.

You don't even know me.

Lattimer coming from the left side... Oh.!

Ready to go with the second half now. Wolves trailing ten-nothing.

My dad could never afford to send me here.

Now, using the things we worked on yesterday, I want you to write...

Get up! Come here!

- in its first test of the season. - Yeah! All right!

Steroids? How come you always think my guys are the ones juicin' , anyway?

No stick, baby. You ain't got nothin' for me. Hit me harder than that. Come with it, baby.

- All this shit is over Autumn. - Fuck Autumn and fuck you!

Kill the Packers Let the paramedics sort 'em out

- Aaah! - Pressure from the backside.

We can see Steve Lattimer down on the bench weeping tears of joy...

Here's the snap. Ball is down. It's away.

Now, you gotta make it all the way around at least once, girl.

Let's Put The Women And Children To Bed And Go Lookin' For Fuckin' Dinner.

12 points in week 1

Blue 80! Motion, motion!

Have I done something wrong?

Hell, I know you ain't lost that.

I don't like you hangin' out with him. It's embarrassing.

I don't how much I'll play... or if I'll play at all, but I'd like you to be there.

- This is our house now! - Steve, that was a great clutch throw under pressure.

- Can I have this one? - Hey, I don't think so.

I'm not as young as you think I am. They held me back a year, you know.

It's always been a source of pride to our students and alumni.

How ya doin' ? How's Ray?

It's the only way I can get 'em to drop the DWI and the assault.

Will you stop using those big words? It makes you sound ridiculous.

It hit every newspaper, every wire service. The guy had to go to the hospital.

You got just about every dog in hearing distance wantin' to mate with you.

And, Bo, you get the feelin' that whoever has the ball last is gonna win it.

You're not goin' anywhere!

do you think he's learned his lesson?

Darnell, I don't think it's a real good idea that we see each other.

Coach, this is the second year in a row you've failed to go to a bowl game.

Do you understand me?! - Yes, sir.

Yo, I'm a much bigger prospect that Scott Sherman.

a two or three page essay about some aspect of your life...

Wanna hold this for me? I'll meet you outside.

Bio, stats, plus human interest stuff;

Hell of a run, rook. Hell of a fuckin' run.

And when was the last time 80,000 people showed up...

Hey Franco... Any questions...

You know, nothing serious, just enough to keep you out for the season.

What're you tryin' to do, make a highlight reel, huh? That man left you huggin' air!

Now you go out there and you play like I know you can.

It's just a con that makes you sound stupid,

Then there's the TV, always tryin' to get some sort of hype goin' .

Let's put the women and children to bed And go looking for fucking dinner

I was lookin' on this list right here and I saw your name.

We've held these guys up long enough now.

This is a football. I want you to carry this with you always.

Jeffersors got it.! Touchdown.! ESU wins it.!

I think both Joe and the university are best served...

Shut up, snowflake! You think you're on Star Search?

Look, I'm gettin' a little sick of that asshole, Autumn.

It's 3:00 in the morning.

Turns, hands to Thigpen straight ahead off right tackle.

Hey, you let me worry about it, please?

All right, defense, let's stuff'em one time for Alvin!

Oooh.! Hit and sacked.

- Go! - Go win it! Yeah!

and all that good shit y'all used to make me come here?

Takeover 2023!!! The Station!!!!

It was everything we expected it to be. Fine performances on both sides of the field.

I wished I could still go bowling.

And Mack is down.

How do you know what's waitin' for me?

Sells 'em for 100 bucks a pop to people in his class.

Maybe I didn't wanna make you nervous.

Best thing is when you get a guy.

Well, it looks like this will all blow over.

Let's get a picture. Hey, hey...

- It's great to see you. - What's up? Good to have you back.

Hey, you still seein' Louanne?

Fourth and goal at the one.

I mean, he's not exactly happy about all this but he doesn't want to hurt the program.

Let's put the women and children to bed and go lookin'for fuckin' MAGA.

squeaks by the North Carolina Tar Heels today, 14-13,

You know, you got his eyes. Luckily, you didn't get his thighs.

- that you'd be going head to head with Heisman rival, Tim Waymen? - Set! Hike!

I feel like an ink spot in a bowl of milk. Let's get outta here.

Nobody seemed to mind when I was layin' people out.

So, what are you doin' here?

Darnell, ESU Wejust wanna welcome you

Let's Put The Women And Children To Bed And Go Lookin' For Fuckin' Dinner.

All right. Now we're talkin' .

and what you're most proud of off the field.

Oh, I'd be lyin' if I said I didn't, um...

What kind of a thing is that to do to somebody? It's not funny.

You get any bigger, you can play offense.

I think a more casual approach is better.

Collins is gonna go to the air if the Wolves hope to get on the board before halftime.