Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

As a matter of fact, let me hold this for you 'til you see the light.

Yo, I'm a much bigger prospect that Scott Sherman.

So, what are you doin' here?

Ding F’n Dong

a two or three page essay about some aspect of your life...

then you're gonna have to find yourself another tutor and waste her time.

She was usually workin' two jobs.

What kind of a thing is that to do to somebody? It's not funny.

What are you doin' here?

Darnell, I don't think it's a real good idea that we see each other.

Wanna hold this for me? I'll meet you outside.

Let's Put The Women And Children To Bed And Go Lookin' For Fuckin' Dinner.

And Mack is down.

Ready to go with the second half now. Wolves trailing ten-nothing.

and what you're most proud of off the field.

I was embarrassed. I cou...

Steroids? How come you always think my guys are the ones juicin' , anyway?

Let's get a picture. Hey, hey...

This is a football. I want you to carry this with you always.

Sells 'em for 100 bucks a pop to people in his class.

Hell of a run, rook. Hell of a fuckin' run.

Lattimer coming from the left side... Oh.!

- This is our house now! - Steve, that was a great clutch throw under pressure.

Hey, you let me worry about it, please?

Oh, I'd be lyin' if I said I didn't, um...

It hit every newspaper, every wire service. The guy had to go to the hospital.

You Asked Me Out Here Like You Wanted To Talk About Somethin' , But You're Not Sayin' Anything Look I'm Really Going Through Some Thangs, I Guess I Need Your Love

It's 3:00 in the morning.

Coach, this is the second year in a row you've failed to go to a bowl game.

- Okay. - You ready?

- It's great to see you. - What's up? Good to have you back.

- Go! - Go win it! Yeah!

How do you know what's waitin' for me?

Sometimes I just feel like I'm waiting for my turn.

- Not now, we're going with the sweep. 28 thunder right. Go. - Go offense!

I think a more casual approach is better.

Loved you? Loved you? This guy loves anything that wears a skirt!

Shut up, snowflake! You think you're on Star Search?

Hell, everything else fades away.

Now you go out there and you play like I know you can.

You know, nothing serious, just enough to keep you out for the season.

- Aaah! - Pressure from the backside.

It's always been a source of pride to our students and alumni.

Let's put the women and children to bed And go looking for fucking dinner

Let's put the women and children to bed and go lookin' for dinner, boys.

Have I done something wrong?

Hey Franco... Any questions...

You got just about every dog in hearing distance wantin' to mate with you.

Fourth and goal at the one.

And when was the last time 80,000 people showed up...

Then there's the TV, always tryin' to get some sort of hype goin' .

Hey, you still seein' Louanne?

Hell, I know you ain't lost that.

It's just a con that makes you sound stupid,

You don't even know me.

You know, you got his eyes. Luckily, you didn't get his thighs.

We can see Steve Lattimer down on the bench weeping tears of joy...

I think both Joe and the university are best served...

It was everything we expected it to be. Fine performances on both sides of the field.

Nobody seemed to mind when I was layin' people out.

Now, you gotta make it all the way around at least once, girl.

I was just talking to a friend of mine. Ray, this is...

Takeover 2023!!! The Station!!!!

squeaks by the North Carolina Tar Heels today, 14-13,

by a straightforward Heisman campaign; nothing too gimmicky.

You're not goin' anywhere!

So, where you wanna go?

- Can I have this one? - Hey, I don't think so.

I don't like you hangin' out with him. It's embarrassing.

I wished I could still go bowling.

Blue 80! Motion, motion!

How ya doin' ? How's Ray?

12 points in week 1

and the Yellowjackets will opt for the field goal.

All right, defense, let's stuff'em one time for Alvin!

Get up! Come here!

Look, I'm gettin' a little sick of that asshole, Autumn.

You get any bigger, you can play offense.

and all that good shit y'all used to make me come here?

You took someone else's test? Damn it, Louanne.!

Kill the Packers Let the paramedics sort 'em out

And, Bo, you get the feelin' that whoever has the ball last is gonna win it.

I'm not as young as you think I am. They held me back a year, you know.

I mean, you think I got a shot at winning this thing?

Jefferson hemmed in at the sideline.

I mean, he's not exactly happy about all this but he doesn't want to hurt the program.

Hey, Darnell. What are you doin' here?

Oooh.! Hit and sacked.

Best thing is when you get a guy.

- What do ya think, go for the three? - Just gimme the goddamn ball.

I feel like an ink spot in a bowl of milk. Let's get outta here.

What do you mean?

Jeffersors got it.! Touchdown.! ESU wins it.!

- in its first test of the season. - Yeah! All right!

We've held these guys up long enough now.

It's your misfortune and none of my own

It's the only way I can get 'em to drop the DWI and the assault.

All right. Now we're talkin' .

What're you tryin' to do, make a highlight reel, huh? That man left you huggin' air!

- Mack cuts 'im off. - Aw, shit!

No stick, baby. You ain't got nothin' for me. Hit me harder than that. Come with it, baby.

- All this shit is over Autumn. - Fuck Autumn and fuck you!

Let's Put The Women And Children To Bed And Go Lookin' For Fuckin' Dinner.

- that you'd be going head to head with Heisman rival, Tim Waymen? - Set! Hike!

Darnell, ESU Wejust wanna welcome you

Now, using the things we worked on yesterday, I want you to write...

Huh! So you won't consider doin' anything with me?

Do you understand me?! - Yes, sir.

- Are you serious? - Does it look like I'm serious?

I don't how much I'll play... or if I'll play at all, but I'd like you to be there.

Turns, hands to Thigpen straight ahead off right tackle.

Let's put the women and children to bed and go lookin'for fuckin' MAGA.

Maybe I didn't wanna make you nervous.

I was lookin' on this list right here and I saw your name.

do you think he's learned his lesson?

Think you're a bad ass, huh? You think my girl's hot for you?

Well, it looks like this will all blow over.

Bio, stats, plus human interest stuff;

Laber coming from the left side... oh!

Here's the snap. Ball is down. It's away.

Will you stop using those big words? It makes you sound ridiculous.

Collins is gonna go to the air if the Wolves hope to get on the board before halftime.

My dad could never afford to send me here.