Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Yo, some guy just gave me $50, man. - Don't worry.

Where's Kane? Where's Joe Kane?

It might've made you feel bad like maybe you could've been something more if you tried.

return this ball to me, you'll wish you were never born.

Guess when you think about it, I never really had the girl.

- Come on let's go. Let's do it, now. - Let's take it to 'em now.

we'd still be conference champs and go to a major bowl.

Okay. We go slow. No cowboy stuff.

Does this mean I can't play ball?

So, I have some sympathy for this young man. But I never cheated.

I got a few loose ends to tie up but, uh...

- Joe? We got a present for you. - Oh, no.

- Is he all right, Doc? You ready to go? - Yup.

- I asked Coach Winters to look it up for me. - I'll kill him.

Much obliged, Joe.

Joe, what are you doin' ? Get off the track.

I was real glad to hear she's gonna be goin' to junior college here...

Plus, I saw this on Rocky, you know.

Have you seen this? You got a D on your math test.

Takin' the doped urine out of your bladder and puttin' clean back in.

How will you feel about introducing your drunken dad to your friends?

And that's enough.

You can have anything you want

I'm not going to lead you into the fog here, Sam.

the punishment should fit the crime.

Yeah, merry fuckin' Christmas.

- Would you like to respond, Coach Winters? - What's that, sir?

- The one who choked his ass off today. - I'm really not in the mood.

- If you don't know me by now - Hmm!

Hey, how's your arm, man?

Let's put the women & children to bed

They're bringing the stretcher out.

Look, I thought you wanted to learn. But if all you wanna do is fake your way through,

I always used to wonder how a guy...

We begin with Sports Illustrated cover boyJoe Kane of ESU,

Return to your seats, gentlemen, this is unacceptable behavior.!

Bagaimanapun caranya buat dia kapok Paham

we're moving you over to fullback.

You're right, Darnell. I don't think anybody would find us here. Ha!

But, um, perhaps could engineer a few blowouts, give you a little mop-up time.

- Good to be back. - What's up, brother? Next game we blow some people up.

- We're gonna ring the bell today.!

Hey Stockton You lost your bonnet baby

Make sure you mean it, all right?

with a 28 to 20 win over the Mississippi State Bulldogs.

- He wouldn't understand us. - Why?

Yippee ki-yi-yo Git along little dogies

Hey, Heisman, I'm talkin' to you.

I'm gonna bust you open and watch you die!

On your left! On your left!

Tried of watchin' you guys play, so I spent my summer in the gym. I intend to start this year.

Since you know him better than anyone else in this room...

I could deal with it if you could.

Kane fades back... sees his man...

Tickets are in your bag.

Maybe not with a degree, but they're gonna keep you eligible.

When your 4th scoop of pre workout kicks in

Twelve seconds left. Iowa driving for the winning touchdown.

Beautiful thing, baby!

Good. That's good.

Another big block.! One man to beat.

Wort you come along

My dad, my uncles, my brothers. We all drink and sooner or later, we all fuck up.

Kane fading to pass.

- Darnell, I didn't say that. - You don't have to say that, Autumn.

It looks like I'm runnin' a dirty pro... And Bobby Collins!

- Hold it, hold it! - Sharon, what're you doing?

Yeah, all right.

I'm good enough to tutor, to go places with but not good enough to tell your father about.

I'm everything your father used to be and don't want you fallin' back into.

You gotta be kiddin' me.

and I cannot just go paradin' around town with you.

You just wanted to scare me. Are you happy now?

No, I just never went out with a jock before.

Three weeks to kick these 'roids 'cause when you come back it's not gonna be any NCAA crap.

Now, go clean out your locker.

Let's put the women & Children to Bed And go lookin' for dinner boys

Defecting oligarch!

I didn't mean to lead you on in any way, but I'm really glad you came here.

And it's not that hard to gain 35 pounds over summer...

- It's at the end of Douglas Quad. - Thanks a lot, yo.

- For what? - I caught him with another girl.

- Hey, your pops used to play ball for ESU, didn't he? - Yeah. How'd you know?

Oh, Mr. Heisman?

Ding MileHigh’n Dong!!!

Kill everybody.

HEAD OF THE TABLE baby!!!

Shit.! Punk-ass Griffen.!

This is more like hidin' out.

Let's put the women and children to bed and go lookin' for fuckin' dinner. Ready, break!

You gonna be my bitch! You gonna be my punk ass bitch

Hell of a pass, man. Wish I'd seen it.

and I'm afraid you've failed to meet our requirements...

- I'm tutoring Scott Sherman. - Not anymore. I asked Coach Winters to switch us.

he's been suspended for several weeks, so I-I think he's served his time...

So are you hurt or are you injured?

Then I'll pick you up tonight at 6:00.

Now for the starting lineup for the ESU Timberwolves.

Damn, I know you, motherfucker. You're the one who got my baby sister pregnant.

I talked to my dad last night.

Look, Darnell, I'm really sorry.

- Set! - Kane sets 'em down.

Damn, Bud wouldn't like you driving his truck like this.

Why am I even considering this? It's crazy.