Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Freddy, transfer Mrs. Culpeper to Culpeper's office.
I've got to get this stuff back so I can lock up the van.
[Screams]
[instrumental theme song plays]
- [Metal creaking] - [All yelling]
- Mother! - [All shouting]
Hey! Hey!
- ♪ I just love him so - Yeah, yeah!
Got it! [chuckles]
What's the matter? You trying to kill us?
So we all know. So what?
Giddy we’ll need to force feed her butter
Please, help me! I'm frying! Ah! Please! Help me!
An ambulance... We ought to call an ambulance.
♪ Our traffic is so congested
It's just a couple of sticks of dynamite, that's all.
[engine droning]
We don't do charters. Nobody here can take you.
We're gonna get no place If we continue listening to this old bag
[Explosion]
Just supposing we never do get him? We might be the last ones there.
I don't know about you, but I'm turning this thing around.
- You hear? - Shut up!
I'm too angry and sick at my stomach to be sorry.
Grab her!
[All shouting]
That'll be $2.90.
Come on!
Just don't sit there. Come on.
Is anything wrong, ma'am? I didn't mean to startle you.
They are now stopped here, talking.
I only called because Mommy said I absolutely...
I'll kill you. I swear!
Tell him how my mother-in-law made us drive by him.
Traveler's check from the Bank of America. Don't worry.
[coughing]
Cinematic Gold!!!!
...and just when you...
Ah!
Yeah... What happened to you?
Ah!
Look out
♪ A Japanese named Luey
[Crowd yells]
Been enjoying a spot of leave from Vandenberg.
What do you mean, we'll never make it? Don't freeze.
[Engine sputtering]
But no matter what happens to us, I hope what happens to you will be worse.
Let's all get sensible and get this organized.
Yeah.
Come on, Benjy.
If he gets behind this, it'll pass unanimously.
Take the wheel! Give me the map.
J. Russell Finch, 2790 Penrose Boulevard, Fresno.
[Phone rattling]
I want it on paper that that's exactly what's going to happen.
Fourteen into $350,000...
Practically.
No. Here's $5.
- Who? - Will you shut up and listen?
- [Screaming] - [Fizzling]
[Screaming]
Right. According to my boys...
Listen, dentist. I hate dentists.
- But... - That's why we came on this trip...
You're getting me... Boy, are you bugging me, man!
Central to F-7.
- [Both shouting] - Look, I was clowning.
He woke up as usual. He started driving his car.
You know what I believe I'd like?
♪ Mass confusion on wheels
Haven't you got another car...
No. I'm not even curious, just disgusted.
Don't talk to my mama in that tone of voice!
You know where it is?
I got to admit...
I must say, if I had the misfortune
- It's gotta be here. - I tell you what we do.
How did you know my name?
Yeah, let's go. Let's...
- Did he say anything before he died? - What about?
Listen to me. I'm a psychiatrist.
Under a big W.
Wait a minute. Are you knocking this country?
We're off the hook!
Wait a minute. We're in trouble.
I want you to tell me everything that man told you, word for word.
Wise guy. Come on, let's go.
- [George] One minute, Mr. Fitzgerald. - I can't see! George!
They've become the dominant theme in American culture:
Listen to me close! Stay there, 'cause I'm coming to get you right now.
Melville!
Wait a minute.
What's that all about?
- Capt. Culpeper? - Yeah.
You gotta get to a phone and make a call.
Did y’all hear what Mama said?
Now I'll explain the controls. It's important that you understand that.
Steady, men.
You think I'll sit still while some un-American foreigner...
and bought picks and shovels.
[Screaming]
What's going on? Where's Russell?
- [Mrs. Marcus] Will you listen? - What's wrong?
...and press on with all possible dispatch.
With all due respect, this is too much.
Look at how it's shuddering.
For all we know, your brother-in-law may be out or away somewhere.
Now, 17 shares and then we add...
When I get my hands on you, Russell, I will kill you!
- From what? - Vandenberg.
Take it easy. These things happen.
This is a matter of life or death, a desperate situation.
What Englishman? Get out of the way.
[Tires screeching]
[Man] The others...
But watch out.
There it is!
[All continue laughing]
- That scratched the paint. - Help!
Melville, will you just do one thing for me before you use the dynamite?
- It just cheats us, that's all. - $350,000 divided by four is...
...into a company that makes seaweed for people to eat.
...is this brother-in-law of yours?
♪ And we like tutti-frutti best
- It's your mom. - [Chuckles]
You vandals!
That's all. The owners will pay for everything.
Please?
...in the history of civilization.
Okay.
Well, Mr. Meyer, no matter what you've all done today...