Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This man is insane! I'm not your nurse.

I'm warning you! I'm going to have to hit you again.

Thanks for stopping. Can you give me a lift?

...of Her Majesty's Armed Forces, I take the most particular exception...

Please, you got to say...

- The police? - What makes you think the police...

Not on me! On the fire!

You hide behind the counter. I'll light up a fuse.

Here's the bike.

Really? I say, we haven't introduced ourselves.

- We ain't had breakfast yet. - All right.

- [Slow jazz plays] - Ah!

Sir? Tower here. Emergency.

No, but there must be something somewhere.

- Excuse us. - Filibuster, filibuster.

Stop that! He's crazy!

He was making a break, all right.

[Crowd roaring]

Maybe he was playing a trick on everybody.

...the day you ran into the street screaming.

- Your wife's on the other phone. - [Billie Sue sobbing]

[Woman] Look! Look up there!

- We should go straight to the police. - The police? Why?

- Melville... - What?

What the hell is the Smiler Grogan case?

No, Sheriff, the Chief isn't here. He's a little late this morning.

All right, you’ll see. You’ll see.

There's enough for you. There's enough for you...

Get up there and have some fun. Here we go.

[Man on radio] Benjamin and Bell stopped at a gardener supply place

You're such a genius.

Quit stepping on my head!

He ran right into them, ran them right off the road.

Don't leave me! Come back here!

- Look, Smiler Grogan... Remember him? - Yes.

I said it before and I'll say it again.

Now, we're going to celebrate, Ginger.

It's only two pieces of small dynamite.

I've been working and I didn't hear the phone.

2-1-6-2, 2-1-5-8.

I say, that really is a pity. Do forgive me, I must go.

...it's likely that would be the last time...

Will you take us to Santa Rosita State Park?

Think anybody else has been here?

I know we don't deserve any kindness, Captain.

My arm! You broke my arm!

I don't want the money!

...milking 15 million people of... - Listen, I want to say something.

- Who's he? - I don't know!

But do you think he really meant it?

- [Woman continues] - [Russell] You're right.

The Smiler Grogan case is solved.

They're here somewhere. That means they haven't found it.

[Woman] Do you know what those half-wit morons up in Sacramento do about it?

Aloysius, the guy is just being clever. You can't...

- The whole thing is your father's fault. - [Billie Sue] Mommy.

Take the Sheriff. I'll take it in here.

What can happen to an Old Fashioned, all right?

Now, just have confidence in him. He's a colonel. Listen to him.

How could they get locked in a basement?

You didn’t cheat anybody but yourself because now you’re out!

Sir, we'd like you to help us out by taking us down...

Just hear me out.

[All chattering]

You know, Al, I got it coming.

If you help dig it up, you can have half and I'll have half.

Everything's under control, Chief.

- He's right. - What do you mean, nobody?

Please don't go. We'll be right with you. See, she made us do it.

You take the controls.

If Reggie got hold of information like this information...

[Engine droning]

I'm sure he's not going to declare anything.

- What are you looking at? - I'm watching something.

I've never seen anything like this bunch.

Otherwise, it just ain't fair.

...one share for going down the hill, one share for the truck...

I got a van of furniture to get to Yuma.

I give you my word.

You can get it before anybody else, but you've got to hurry!

If you want to be a big boy, which way to the main road?

Aircraft calling Rancho Conejo Tower, this is Rancho Conejo Tower.

- I said stop! - Are you crazy?

If we give four shares for that, that's 12 shares already.

[Culpeper] Get that fella's number! Get his number!

- Let's talk this over. - I got nothing to talk about.

You want to play dirty, huh? Okay!

Am I supposed to do everything? You want me to fly, work the radio?

That money had to come from somewhere.

It'll take a little longer because there was a joker in the deck...

- Get it off me! - Don't go in there!

...just south of Dago in Santa Rosita.

- You can call my secretary. - Ambulance is on its way.

- Give me the keys. - You're gonna get it, but good!

Get that fella's number! Get his number!

He'll listen to you.

♪ But Detroit is adroit What they'll do in Detroit

...surely the most sensible thing is for the two of us to press on.

I mean, it'll all be over. I mean, courage, men.

- ♪ Have a ball - ♪ Live it up

- I'll kill you! - Whoo!

Drive carefully.

- [Dingy] We're both holding it. - Good.

[Sobbing] Mommy, don't worry. Your baby's coming to save you!

Did he make any kind of statement? Any last messages?

I think the police were chasing him. They drove up so fast.

Wherever they are...

If you want to come, you can. If you don't want to, you don't have to.

We can't stick around.

- [Stammers] Then let's do that. - But, sir, we can't all fit.

[Ginger] Are you serious about flying to Hawaii?

We're all here.

You wasn't even there, so shut up.

You asked for it.

Everybody's going to get something, so no arguments. We all get equal shares!

I'm not letting you get away from me stop that fukkin black coupe Get lost you goddamn twisted sicko you ain't gettin none today

- Ladders are not safe! - [Crowd yelling]

...what about the damage?

He was passing me! I never saw such a crazy thing in my life!

You move me, I'll break up in little pieces.

How about some coffee, Schwartz?

You ain't got a new tire, fix the spare.

Move it. Yah! Go!

- Who's he? - I don't know.

- [Crowd screaming] - [Fizzling]

- I am, in a way. Aren't you? - No.

You've had two already. Can't you wait till we're on the ground?

[Tires screeching]

- What happened? - I don't know!

It's only a possibility that this man was telling the truth.

- Is he there? - Where'd he go?

- [Woman] Operator. - Santa Rosita 7-1-9-6-5.

Chief, we got a situation here that is absolutely incredible.

[Phone rattling]

Every time we figured it, it was no good.