Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ryan: Let me read a comment Andy! Andy! Andy!

I'm afraid it's too late.

Ginger, I want you to prepare yourself for a little shock.

In the park, in Rosita, Rosita Beach State Park...

Nobody knows where to look, so we'll look together.

Wait a minute! All we want is a pick and a shovel!

[Ginger] You keep forgetting. If a girl is 6 feet 5 inches tall...

The pension in my grade...

Let's not talk here, but over there. There's plenty of room.

- Why? - In case the coroner wants a statement.

- And that's why they happen! - Let's try not to get upset.

I hope you won't mind my asking, but what sort of chap...

Take care of my car until we get back, right?

[Sylvester] Russell, when I get my hands on you...

♪ Is that nothing is sure

- Tyler! - Huh? Huh?!

What are we waiting for? Let's turn ourselves in.

[Tire pops, air hissing]

And we can come to some conclusion like intelligent people.

I got 'em! Here they are.

...when I tell you this, you just ain't going to believe it could've happened.

It's all right, Chief. I'll get it for you.

This is my mother-in-law, Mrs. Marcus.

...who, when things happen, just say, "These things happen."

- You know we had to... - Mr. Finch!

We arrived in four vehicles. I think we should split it up in four quarters.

- Don't let him get away! - Cut him off!

Come on. Fight!

Uh, after all, if you help them, you're not being fair to the others.

♪ Bananas, I'm gonna eat

If we hadn't kept your whole country afloat...

Before I say anything else...

[Continue arguing]

What can I do? I can't put any pressure on the Mayor!

None of these people must suspect...

Call Capt. Culpeper.

Okay. That's the way you want it, that's the way you're going to get it.

Cactus. It's rather a hobby of mine.

- What's with the pick and shovel? - Mind your own business. Come on.

Oh! So it's fisticuffs you want, is it? Right. Stick them up!

We gonna start that again?

The missile place.

...you'd get three shares for being three people, one for the car...

- What are we waiting for? - Now wait a second!

All I want you to do is make all the preparations...

"Mount Shasta National Forest." Are we near...

I mean to say, I'd still be entitled to 10 percent as agreed. Surely.

I know where it is. It's under a big W. That's what he said.

- What did you do to my mother? - We wouldn't do any...

Right, a matter of life and death.

I got one share for being one person...

...because he drank a whole case of bourbon and hit his head.

...now let's forget about the door, huh?

- Why did you do that? - Why are you shouting?

Very good. Tie him up.

- Yeah, but... - "Yeah, but," what?

- He just went sailing out there. -

- That's the way you want it? - Help! Help!

- I won't do nothing. - That boy's a natural-born flyer.

I wish I knew what they were gonna do to us.

He went to the gents' room, climbed out the back window.

Did he say anything or didn't he say anything?

Fellas, I'm glad you're here. Look, I need your help.

[Continues honking]

Come on, Aloysius, get in there and pitch for me.

...we've earned it.

I was going to offer you a share for taking us to a phone.

if there was any danger in flying this thing?

He's right. We should.

Calling Capt. Culpeper.

[Mrs. Marcus screaming]

Why shouldn't they've been chasing him? He was speeding.

Their group, they, those three of them, they get $112,000, right?

...while their women sit under hair dryers eating chocolates...

Fine, see you over there.

- See anything? - Not a thing.

I said it before and I’ll say it again I didn’t want to move to Delaware

Too low! Pull up.

Pick and a shovel, must be someplace around.

You did a good job.

...you might be expected to hand me back my keys so that I could press on.

Can't we go on our second honeymoon and forget all about this?

That big stupid lout! He ran into us. Keep moving!

And then you fix yourselves all up.

Thanks. I can hardly wait to tell her.

Suppose somebody comes along. What do we tell him?

...and you've got that, and that's all you've got!

We're due in Las Vegas. We don't know how long we'll stay there.

And a Crockett County unit has got them under observation.

♪ Mad, mad, mad world

Was he already dead?

He's very sick. He may die.

...without that horrible mother-in-law of yours, are you?

You didn’t cheat anybody but yourself Because now you’re out!

All right. We'll press on with all possible dispatch.

This is us in the air.

Back in the back.

There were eight of us there, so that simply means eight shares.

I suggest we quietly get into our cars...

We found the money and he was waiting to take it away from us.

Get on alphabetical. I'm Benjy.

And I want it in my hands in 15 minutes...

Are you a police officer?

Good old Smiler...

- How do you do? - Don't start with that!

We’ll press on with all possible dispatch.

But if you could help us, I'm sure we'd all be inspired...

Now, don't worry. Just keep calm.

It's the only way to fly. [chuckles]

It's all very hush-hush and whoosh-whoosh Quite

Wait. We got him. Now, you women stay here.

[Ginger] So tell me. I've got this biscuit dough...

Mama, this thing's like a convention.

Just a couple blows with the sledgehammer and we're out.

...to look where you were going, and wrecked our car!

...they'll go to the crossroads and turn south.

- [Ginger] You know as well as I do... - [Billie Sue] Listen and stop yelling!

- [Siren wailing] - Let's get out of here.

Aerial report that the man, Otto Meyer, had an accident.

[Man on radio] Men, this is Col. Wilberforce speaking.

It's because he has sunk $40,000, including $15,000 of my money...

Cereus echinocactus, opuntia. That sort of thing.

What are you? The hostess?

Now, the stick that you're holding, that is, I assume that...

- Stay down. Don't get up. - I just want to take a look, okay?

When we get there, we dig up the money, providing there is money...

I brought it myself. Everything you asked for.

If it was the truth, then it is a fact this place is almost 200 miles away.

Okay, you asked for it. I'm going straight to the police.

You know what I mean?

But no matter how you figure it out, I still don't get as much as anybody else.