Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Forgive and forget! I'm your friend.
- Set? - Set.
Help!
- [Screaming] - [Crashing]
That's the trouble with this family.
You mean his financial condition. That's the only condition he has.
- Help! He's ruining our place! - Come on, Ray!
Don't say we aren't honest with you
It's my machine. I'll do as I bloody well please. Out!
We're making a terrible mistake.
There won't be any increase in pensions. Do you know why?
Now listen. Don't talk, just listen.
- What'd you say? - Where is your office?
Let's stop arguing. Please.
I got 'em! Hello, down there on the ground.
There's not enough room. You two, out.
♪ Be a clown, boy, Punchinello
- Blood. - It certainly is.
...she's bound to have special problems.
If you show me the way out, I'll give you $1.
Let us do it.
[Mrs. Marcus] Can you hear me?
Wide open, I can. But wide open eats up a lot of gas.
Yeah.
Help! Put me down! Put me down immediately!
I'm coming. Everything's going to be all right.
Faster.
- I'll give you a check. - Check?
There he is!
Get on the ladder.
[Police whistles blowing]
We just throw it on, people hear it, they come, and we're out.
You're kidding. It's too steep.
They're standing there talking. Over.
...knocked the pilot unconscious.
Where's an airplane? I don't see any.
- Damn it, come to! - You hit me.
- Listen to your mother, sweetie. - [Ginger] Billie Sue!
...everybody's friend.
...the dames, all with a big hello...
Wealth. Which.
Let's do something sensible. Let's just discuss this thing...
My daughter is applying to the courts to have her name changed.
[Tires screeching]
They'll get all and we won't get a dime. You can believe that.
I'll get you.
I'll wager you anything you like...
I say, if we are going, we really must get cracking.
(SCREECH) Poppins - hooray!
- Oh! - [Chuckles]
Get him off! There he is! Get him!
15 of us. That means 15 equal shares.
Let's look harder. Come on, let's go.
Like a windmill or a waterfall or something.
Put it out!
Happy with two-eighths instead of a quarter? Awfully big of you.
We've landed! Come on.
...unless things start happening now. - [Man] Like what, for instance?
Russell, be careful. Remember your condition.
I can try.
- That's a police helicopter. - They always use them.
It's too deep!
It's no use. We can't lose them this way.
I got a blanket in the truck.
- In a convent? - Uh-huh.
[Ringing continues]
...the whole phony outfit would be sunk under the Atlantic years ago.
You want me to tell you something? As far as I'm concerned...
Now.
Right. Mel was right.
Now, how many are we?
I'm warning you. You're gonna be sorry!
- ♪ It's a mad - ♪ It's a mad
That's right. He deserves an extra share.
...unless everybody gets a share.
- Because this old bag has to stick... - How dare you!
- Billie Sue, where are you? - [Billie Sue] I'm at the bus station.
- He didn't want to be disturbed. - He keeps looking at the wall.
I mean it, I don't want to...
Is that okay? I mean, is that fair?
No, we didn't. Let me introduce myself.
Then open up wide. I'll pay for the gas.
[Coughing, grunting]
You know another way to the road? Good. Come on in. Don't stand there.
What difference does it make who gets there first?
- Grogan's cashed in his chips. - He what?
Work. That's it. I got to work on where it is.
[Tires screech]
I don't think he's gonna help us
All right!
All right, look. You're a little boy.
[Blows whistle]
[Stammering] Now just sit still, because the doctor is going...
Stand by.
Mr. Finch and this Algernon, whatever his name is. The limey.
nana - “The waaaahh??” mel - “the karaoke microphone i got her!”
[Winding]
Poor soul.
We're pulling for you as hard as we can.
♪ But on lambchops they put panties
No! It's that lunatic who escaped from the asylum!
He was at maintenance. If he's still there, get him over here.
If she were a star of a real crummy horror movie...
But before he died, some people stopped to help him.
Cut out this nonsense and answer me.
Mama!!
Must have had an aunt named Aunt Belle.
♪ In France the girls wear scanties
Not only does nobody like it, it costs $4 a can.
That's the whole point.
Somebody must have taken them the other way.
We know where it's from, that poor man that died on the mountain.
- Sure is. - What is he doing?
- Who's that? - I don't know!
Get this stuff off me. Turn me loose.
Who's with you and where are you?
He stopped for breakfast.
- Oh! - I'm most frightfully sorry.
Just don't make me nervous!
We're in this fella's plane.
- Is he dead? - Yeah.
Something funny's going on. How's he know what we're going to do?
Yes! And we don't need any help from you.
All right!
[Crowd screams]
He assaulted me, if you wanna know! He grabbed me beside the road.
- Are we near Oregon? - That's 700 miles from here.
[Groans] Oh!
...by giving you billions you never even said thank you for...
[Rattling]
Halt! Halt!
But don't stand there, hop in the car. Hurry kid, I got to get out of here!
Open it up.
I earnestly recommend we forget your good ladies...
- That's good. That's cement. - What? Wait a minute! Hold it!
- In bags. - No!
$350,000!
[choral singing]
I got a van of furniture to get to Yuma before I get back to...
Look me up. I'm in the book. Dr. Zillman.
Culpeper.
including the van, or one fifth for each guy.
Is somebody holding that stick? Over!
You don't know what that'd mean.
If he catches you at that keyhole, you'll be rigid-like.
[Benjy] Dingy, I can't hold on!
[Sobbing] Mama! What did they do to my Mama?
- [Snoring] - I think he's got a cold.
You!
How will you do that?
[Russell] Get over!
- Nine miles west of Valley Center. - Were there any witnesses?
I can't cross here!
We, us, we get $84,000.
Next door, he'll pay for everything. It's okay.
You keep out of this! Are we calling Sylvester or not?
I'm dealing with moronic people.
All she has to do is get to a telephone, my brother-in-law will get there first.
- Seems fair to me. - Naturally, it's fair to you.
[Monica whimpering]
The rules should be the same for everybody.
The case I've been talking about for the last 15 years.
- [Glass shatters] - Hey.
If we left it up to you, we'd never hear the last of it.
- Look. He's slowing down. - No, he's turning to the left.
[All chattering]
...that nobody knew about. All right?
Point is, that I have enough stuff in my private files...
Wind us down! Wind us down!
Come back here. Come back!
I tell you. I'll kill you!
Going to Kentucky just to get a ticket You’ve earned an extra share