Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Somebody will stumble over the bicycle in the dark, huh?

Are you sure you can't rent us that truck? I'll pay.

- [Tire explodes] - [Monica shrieks]

I'm going to show them what kind of man they're dealing with.

We know what kind of a plane you're in.

Like those two back there. [Shouts] Don't look over there!

[Ginger] Billie?

...and my grandmother's dying in Oxnard.

- What on earth... - Now, listen!

If these merrymakers decide to go for it...

[Ginger] Are you referring to yourself?

♪ To drink or smoke or repeat some joke

and not get excited or do anything foolish.

Can't help you. I'm turning off a little way up.

And I give you my word, that's exactly where everybody's going...

...so Russell could relax. You should have told the police.

I give up. Anybody got a better, fairer plan, go ahead.

It seems intelligent to me that we should all share...

No other cops around. He planned it.

We'll find it before the others. Incidentally, where are all the others?

...stuff relating to civic building...

We're here with an anthropological expedition.

[Siren wailing]

- Ginger? - [Ginger] I'm here.

Come in. What is it?

So what about him?

You can't see? He can't see.

Faster, faster.

You people. You!

That's all we can get from this group.

Get out? You're crazy!

♪ Mad, mad, mad world

- [Ginger] Are we taking Billie Sue? - No!

[Mrs. Marcus] You wouldn't know a big W if you saw one!

- Ah! - Holy mackerel. Almost didn't make it.

Why? Because they know that you personally...

- You! Don't stand there! - To your right!

He isn't going anywhere today.

- It is true! - Now, look here!

[Engine droning]

- What are you trying to do? - Let's go!

I'll have some orderlies come by with a straitjacket.

Everything that's happened to my daughter and me today...

I'll kill that dirty rotten bum...

[Tires screeching]

[Man] 2-1-5-8, 2-1-6-2, four cars under observation are passing this checkpoint.

Four quarters? What are you talking about? Quarters?

Now he's on foot, walking back to the main road.

What she told me was so horrible, I thought she'd gone nuts!

The tuna factory robbery.

- You want a lift? - Yes, thank you very much.

- They must be here. - They'd better be. Come on, Emmeline.

Take a look at this.

The case I've been talking about for the last 1948.

- They came with us and that dentist. - You want to start?

You thought you had me, didn't you?

Hello? Wait a minute!

[Engine rattling]

[Engine revving]

Look, I haven't got much time, so if you love your country...

...in one equal share apiece, right?

[Crowd roaring]

Lasted almost five minutes.

[Monica] Melville? Melville!

- But they'll be there hours before... - I said never mind. Let's go!

Kid, you better get that bike out of there.

We figured it 17 different ways.

Stop him! Don't let him get away!

That's it. Now you have it. Now the feet on the rudder.

[Billie Sue] I won't. I don't want to talk to him ever.

We'll see about that. Stop this car!

- I'm not going to declare... - What are you talking about, declare it?

Maybe he went out for the papers or something.

Tyler! There he is! Tyler!

In the name of reason, pull yourself together.

[Man on radio] Sammy, let that ambulance go. And stay by the radio.

[Stammering] I can't see!

I'm perfectly willing to discuss it in a five-way manner.

- I know. - Where?

...I might be able to live in a convent or something.

Stop them! Catch them!

I'd like to take a three-week vacation. Take Ginger on a real nice holiday.

She called me. She phoned me.

Listen, wait a minute.

[Ginger] Don't be ridiculous. Whatever else he is, he is your father.

He won't back any increase in pensions. He won't even talk about it.

Just press the button back there marked "booze."

Get on the phone, yell "Mayday."

The whole bloody place is the most unspeakable matriarchy...

Mama, how many people are mixed up in this?

[Car horn honking]

We're in an awful hurry. Do you know where the State Park is?

Exactly like your father: A big, stupid, muscle-headed moron!

My wife's up there with her mother. We're on our way to Lake Mead.

In a couple of minutes, we'll have you in position.

- What? - What?

[Ringing continues]

What I'm gonna tell you, you just ain't going to believe it could've happened.

Come on, dig, dig.

You know something, Al? I got a feeling this morning...

Fix yourselves all up.

- Get out of here! - Stop that!

Most people like it and I like it.

It certainly is. We're in a hurry. We've got to get to a phone.

When I get a hold of that smart aleck, what I'm going to do...

- You take one more step towards me... - I'll take another step.

You're in no danger. They don't know you.

What's with the kiddy bicycle? Are you some kind of a nut?

And it's been there... And it's been laying there for 15 years.

Congratulations. Well done.

Mr. Fitzgerald!

Keep calm. Calm, men!

I just want to take a look!

[Theme music plays]

Those two in the basement started a fire...

What friends? What are you talking about?

- You won't forget about the Mayor? - No.

Come on. Count it out.

[Billie Sue] You're not listening to what I'm saying.

- They're going to hire airplanes. - Never mind. Go!

♪ It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world

We really didn't want to do it. But that was the only way. Upsy-daisy.

We'll put everything away. Will you get going? Hurry.

...the way dear old Dad used to.

How come I'm tied up like this?

Going to Kentucky justbto get a ticket You’ve earned an extra share

Made his break this morning.

It's right here.

No. We'll leave them where they are. See what happens.

Not that calm, you idiot!

I doubt very much whether old Reggie will be waiting for us in Santa Rosita.

You keep saying that. What's the police got to do with it?

...your behavior was ruddy outrageous.

Now, sweetie, what are you doing in the bus station?