Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Tires screeching]

♪ I'm telling you it's a mad

- What's the rush? - Whaddaya mean "rush"?

They must be here someplace. Down here, yeah.

- No! No! - Come here, you coward!

Can't you make this thing go a little faster?

I've been attached there for the last 10 months. Liaison work.

I'll see what we can do and I'll call you back.

He's going nuts! He's really nuts!

You keep this up and I'm going to get sore.

It looked like they were chasing him.

- What did you do to my mother? - I didn't do anything! Let me explain.

- Wait a minute! - Get the suitcase!

You're through to Homicide.

Nothing spectacular, actually.

We're making necessary preparations to talk you down.

You realize how many loads I'd have to haul from Modesto to Yuma...

Except you, lady. May you just drop dead!

- Aunt Belle, I didn't mean to do it! - Holy mackerel! Take it easy.

- You know that, don't you? - Yes.

[Stammering] I'll tell you in just a minute. Just hold it a second.

She said that you and this Englishman... I'll kill you!

- Three for us, two for you... - This is hopeless.

Why can't you have a little confidence in me?

I had this blowout. I think a spare's in the back.

- Where are you and who are you? Over. - I know how to work it, Benjy!

- Yeah! - [All shouting]

We'll never be able to keep up with him.

Get in the car!

I need a drink.

- We're blocking traffic. - We are?

What's the matter? What's going on there? Are you all right?

There's just one other little thing...

[Engine revving]

...your whole national economy would collapse overnight.

[Tires screeching]

...I want to congratulate you on having done so well...

Holy mackerel I almost didn't make it

- Sheriff, Crockett County. - Who?

Benjy, turn around, sit still.

...is going to help the situation, if I may say so.

I took care of your buddy. Let me go now.

[Chuckles nervously]

I'm with this truck driver in Peterson's Garage in Plaster City.

Hey! Wait a minute!

He's got a point. He's got something.

- No, we're closed. It's 12:00. - It's 12:00. They're closed.

That guy's dead. You'd better believe it.

- Only you can get us there. - It's a matter of life and death.

Baby, how about a beer or something? Man, I feel like...

Otherwise, it's like stealing from the government.

I'm proud of you, boys. You did a real good job.

Put on the brakes.

There's an unexpected twist for you.

It's a Twin Beech. I saw one here this morning.

The minute I move in, I'll give you the word.

That's them. Call in.

If you're there, I hope you turn away...

- What could possibly... - Hold it. Sh!

- Really, madam. - Mother, this is awful!

He was still alive. Did he say anything?

Hello, Sheriff. Culpeper.

Come on out, everyone! This is ridiculous.

- He'll go all the way to Plaster City. - So he goes to Plaster City.

Now, you know...

Come on, get going.

I'm only thinking of Russell's condition.

If I catch you, I'll kill you! I tell you, I'll kill you!

Can you understand me? This is Rancho Conejo Tower.

- What's his angle there? - I was wondering about that, too.

I bet you any amount of money that we could get on the ball and get...

I've no wish to quarrel with you, but speaking as a representative...

- Culpeper. - [Man] Yes, sir.

I'm awfully sorry. I've been very edgy today.

You can't miss it, a big... a big W.

And... Sylvester! It's Sylvester! Turn around, you idiot!

Tyler! Tyler's probably still in the shower.

And that is, every man...

[Phone ringing]

This thing has got to work.

This guy was ugly. I mean, like, real ugly.

[Ginger] The what?

We are not. And I'll tell you why. Because your son, Sylvester...

- Stand back! - Everybody, stand back.

See the fellas, the dames...

You think they'd be interested, Mr. Meyer?

We can keep on trying.

[Both shouting]

You can't take the stolen vehicles. Those have to stay to be picked up.

Ah! [laughs] Good old Mom. Hello!

- Let him rest, please. - Hello.

Leaving what? Leaving home?

I'm going to nail... I'm getting bugged now!

That makes it 17, right?

Negative. There are no restraining orders for a Space Ranger. You're exactly like your father!! A big, stupid, muscle-headed moron!

For a second there, I was afraid... Never mind that.

[Stammers] You'd let us do that?

[Engine sputtering]

Faster. Dig. That's it, dig.

- Emmeline! - Emmeline, stay in the car!

He just went sailing out there! It was just terrible.

DID YOU ALL HEAR WHAT MAMA SAID?

Dig it all up. [coughs]

- What's that? - What was that?

A bug! Get him off! [screams]

[Man 2] There's nobody in the car.

Because if you don't, I'm afraid what might...

She's in the bus station and she's crying,

If my boy is out, then everybody is out. So we'll see.

So if you like, you can all hop into those two cabs...

They ought to be able to get themselves out.

Look at it. It just stands there.

that’s right! i insist mo gets an extra share.

It's too deep, you little rat fink!

[Tires screeching]

You've got this all... Why don't you stop?

I've never met him, Mr. Pike, but I've come to feel that I know him.

I'm warning you, if I don't get a share, I'm going straight to the police.

One thing Dr. Carroll said was Russell was to have no undue excitement...

I don't think I understand that.

...I should be most hesitant in offering any criticism of any other.

I'll check you out. Put your little hands on the wheel.

- Come back! - Get me out of here!

Those over there, them, they get $97,000.

♪ He gives me 31 flavors

- We better let them out. - That ain't fair.

I'll do everything I can.

You press your switch in to transmit. When it's released, you're on receive.

We're in enough of a mess. We better do what he said.

Softball… boat house… beach house… cruise…

- What little thing? - We can all count.

Will you stop staring and get out of...

...Detective Division.

Buried under this big W.

2-1-7-1, 2-1-5-9.

Who got killed?

- We all know that. Lookit... - [clanging]

- Sure. We're getting nowhere. - By george, he's right.

Yes. As a matter of fact, I am. Don't you like the English?