Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

For God's sake, don't stand in the street.
Don't!
- It's my brother-in-law. - What's he doing?
It's my son. Do as you're told, stupid.
We're all with you every second.
I know where it is. I'm the only one, and I wasn't even looking.
Anything you have to say about your mother-in-law...
Can you hear Billie Sue? She's crying.
...and see how many helicopters he can let us have?
Madam, please! Please!
[Engine droning]
Come on! Let's go!
Don't get upset.
Central Intelligence Agency in Washington, D.C.
- It's our grandmother. She's dying. - Who's dying?
[Screaming]
Even if you do get the bell to ring and somebody comes...
On my way
Don't you know what I mean? I said stop that car!
We're on 101 by Cortez checking a mad-dog report.
Did y’all hear what Mama said?
Those two guys in the airplane had an accident...
Ahhhhhhhh...
When I finish with you, they'll be stumbling over you in the dark!
Can you see him?
[Crowd of people] It's a mad, mad, mad...
Monica, I don't know about anybody else, but some of them believed it.
This is a strong counter. We can't possibly get hurt from there.
- What is? - Will you shut up and listen?
Nobody sent me for the job board ad
What's he doin' back there?
Don't stand there! Get somebody! Don't...
- Melville, I smell something burning. - Ah...
Eh!
One more funny remark from you...
Even if he were the first there, he still has to find the money.
This is stupid.
Walk down the street like a king, back to the old neighborhood.
We hate to disturb your sleep, but it's an emergency.
Tell him what credit will be reflected upon the department.
[Sirens wailing]
Actually, I joined the party after that.
What is a big W?
...and for you...
- Mother! - They'll see what we're doing.
- Come on, let's go. - What about him?
Yes! I insist he gets an extra share.
You're kidding. It's too steep.
Is he kidding?
Did you see the blonde I brought, covered in paint with her dress ripped?
- When I tell you what Russell did... - Just tell him about the dough.
Thank you, gentlemen.
- I don't think I... - Shut up! You're in no danger.
- Very good. I'm proud of you. - I never saw anything...
...the whole British race is practically finished.
It... It don't make any difference.
- [All shouting] - [Horn honking]
I said, "Was he already dead when you got down here?"
I don't know how he survived, the way you went sailing right out there.
[Yelling] Emmeline!
This whole thing... I think we're making a big mistake.
Just a minute.
We had $350,000 right in our hands.
Let's see now.
Watch out for the bulls.
What kind of man is going to play a practical joke on complete strangers...
[All chattering in foreign language]
X-27 told you to tell them they've made three attempts on my life today.
Of course, with pleasure.
What got me is the way he went sailing out there.
[Phone dings]
[Sawing]
Wait. The other taxi's also turning onto 101...
So what? Even Culpeper can't say we should've been in there with him.
Wait, let me think.
[Dingy] Rancho Conejo tower, listen, we can't land this thing!
- It ain't fair? What ain't fair? - They got themselves in there.
But if, instead of my turning you in...
Everybody has to pay taxes.
Who says this boy can't fly a plane? There you go.
What'd he do, make a break? What happened?
Russell, if you don't pull over, I'll kill you!
You got to tell me it don't make any difference!
Well, it was a nice dream. Lasted almost five minutes.
It's probably some road hog who thinks he owns...
Excuse us. Here's your bag.
Russell, you wouldn't. You couldn't! You shouldn't!
Boy, the way he just sailed out there...
Swing over! Watch out!
Going to leave the big boy behind?
Full emergency. We'll try and talk 'em down.
- ♪ And we like tutti-frutti best - Oh!
...uh, so far.
- But there... - I got it! I found it!
Smiler Grogan spent the night here, see?
Point is, I have enough stuff in my private files...
We all know we're all here. Nobody's fooling anyone.
They're the ones who locked us in!
I'm glad to hear you say so.
"- The Pension? - Yeah."
Understood.
I'm willing to say I'm sorry, but you forced us.
♪ Let boys be gay and say, "What the hey?"
And the only reason that you 10 idiots...
Dingy, don't let this worry you. We're gonna get killed.
Let me go!
- You better get out of here, mister! - Leave us alone!
- Good morning. - Had an accident?
[Shouting]
...I don't want to have another policeman within miles of me.
[Engine rattling]
- You got it? - Get it away.
...and three for being three more people in the car.
We've been running around like lunatics.
Heather Did yall
Never mind.
- Nearest place is North Valley. - Where's that?
[mutters]... let's say, $87,500.
[Bucket rattling]
Even businessmen that rob, steal and cheat people every day...
There's all this dough: $350,000!
Go ahead and try it. What've you got to lose?
...one share for being a person in the truck.
♪ It's a mad, mad, mad, mad
We'd better shift those cars. They're on the curb.
Let me talk to her. Get her to the phone.
Wait a minute.
You'll lose your license.
[Whirring]
Now, first of all, men, I'll explain what we intend to do.
- We better get our story straight if... - What story?
Well, you did.
Get away from me. What's the matter?
So he's coming here, and I'm not to worry about a thing.
You were 10 feet over the line.
What do you say? Is it a deal?
...for a little flight to Hawaii, Sunday morning.
Why didn't you tell me it was... What do I...
- Play it straight. - They're not kiddin'. They went for it.
[Tires screeching]
[rattling]
Whatever the outcome of the day, I shall never forget that you hit me...
...that everything's coming my way.
- Come on, let's get moving! - Come on, let's get moving!
That should cover everything, including the emancipation of women.
♪ And we like tutti-frutti best
It may be a little flat. Is there an airport anyplace around?
- When you want a cab, you can't get one. - Yeah, come on, let's go!
[Shouts] What do you mean, "what about?"
- [all groaning] - Shut up.
- How long ago did this happen? - A few minutes ago.
And you know what?
What? What's the matter?
We don't even own the car and you have no right to do what you do.
What are you looking at? All I got is this sweater.
If I said anything about England, I apologize.
Benjy, don't freeze.
[Man] What happened to you?
Benjy! Did you see anything, pal?
And you, by yourself, you get $56,000...
Who's he?
Come on! Hurry up!
- He's here, I tell ya. - Yes, sir. That's his car.
Madam, I must say I find your attitude somewhat less than helpful.
These gentlemen here have asked me to take charge of this situation...
Culpeper, all set?
Why don't we just shoot 'em down and be through with it?
He's got to be home.