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are the ones we're here to protect.
Why do you keep a globe on your janitor cart?
No, man, I feel like an idiot,
See, a hospital is a complex machine,
(UP WHERE WE BELONG PLAYING IN VIETNAMESE)
Having a breakdown having a temper tantrum, or something those lines, alone, its horrible, You have no one to help you, and all gotta to sit there
No, but that's what's great about Marmaduke.
I did. If you call Carla pickle, then I can call Isabella little gherkin.
What do you think, J.D.?
NPR-listening Al Franken face.
Or how he found a way to eliminate any face time with the patients.
Why the hell not?
- Hear, hear! - Right!
No, now, damn it.
JANITOR: Typical Dorian,
Dude, I hear they have laws that make women completely cover their bodies
(ALL MUTTERING)
I just got to the point where President Bush
I was gonna send it to my girlfriend, but she broke up with me.
(SPEAKING VIETNAMESE)
Would you like to see something else that's really neat?
When is your wife coming back to work?
The war in Iraq? Try the war to see rack.
Girl, just humor him. He'll be out of here eventually.
Lord knows you've seen these hot-button topics before.
uniting everybody by giving them someone to hate.