Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hi, Tina! (sniffs) New shampoo?
Wait, hold on. I got to get into character.
But they can't jump very high 'cause they're middle-aged
Don't go to any special trouble, Louise.
- Probably. - (groans)
- It's not Christmas, Bob. Geez. - Okay, fine, tell me.
- Really? - Usually you tell him to bite on an eraser
Of course you can.
Yeah. Isn't it great?
Calm down, Mort. They're still deadlocked.
Now I do school not so bad.
Yeah. Um, even though they're just kind of rocks?
"she'd be off-beige.
- Urn. - It's "urn."
for the duds that get reamed.
on my animal habitat diorama.
Except principals. And guidance counselors.
Mr. De Santo gave me a hit of his hazelnut blend this morning
Hope it doesn't catch on fire and burn down the whole house,
So let's get it on the page, huh?
the reason I gave you the crummy grade on the diorama.
Today we say, "Jump" and the teachers say, "How high?"
- "Why school is dumb." - Love it.
Most of them aren't even triangular.
smoking cigarettes and making out.
When I saw it, it still had shoes in it.
and I could swing it like nobody's business
"Eh, this place sucks. Let's try another cemetery."
♪ Unlike you and you and you ♪
Teachers keep dishing it out and we keep taking it.
Could go to Mort.
and relaxing on the wrestling mats.
Wow. Ms. LaBonz, the kind of evaluation I could write.
- Pretty glamorous, huh? - Perfect. Sounds secure.
We'll just write things down on the back of a napkin.
Ooh, or by airplane.
LOUISE: (groans) School again.
Simple but powerful.
JOCELYN: So, we get to grade you?
On my last report card, you said, "Don't quit your day job."
maybe it would have been a B-minus.
Yeah, but what about the worms?
Mmm. I was just handed a baked good for some reason, but yeah.
Come on, let me help. This is what I do.
Message in a bottle?
- No! - Bad.
Oh, now it's evaluating time.
I did not work harder on that.
Should I be worried I think that?
Well, that didn't take long.
Well, in the end, I just gave Ms. Jacobson all fives
You know he hates to read.
I mean, you and I have some history.
- But I have to get... - No, get your paws out of there.
And person? If teachers are, in fact, people.