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-[dings] -mm-mm.
Like a million of these at work today.
And take care of all the housework and childcare
[thunder rumbling]
For now.
Oh. Dope!
I spend hours every workday
[ducks quacking]
Eep!
[gasps] this is super cool.
It's Thursday, you silly bitch!
[ducks quacking]
[groans]
Whew! That was a close one!
[people clamoring]
Hmm... No.
[laughs]
Bertie, you're on your own for the rest of the week.
[groans] there.
It's not?
[angry sigh]
Who could easily handle your anxiety
-That's it? -Shyeah.
If only I had a pastry that could compete
-[pig grunts] -okay!
There you go, bro.
[whistle blowing continues]
Is that not the lie all dictators tell themselves
♪ but enough pity parties I'm sick of despair! ♪
[sadly whistles]
-[chuckles] -[horns honk]
[crashes]
[kyle] ♪ look at her so sweet and happy! ♪
I understand if you need me to resign.
[fire crackles]
Fancy an afternoon "calculator"?
Towards several non-famous women.
-Come on. Giddy-up! -[groans]
So... You look strong.
[bird politician] ♪ men who shove, men who reign ♪
-[gasps] -hey, bertie.
I mean, what do you want?
♪ host talk shows can be bros ♪
You could pay me from the office party budget.
You gonna rebuild your cart?
-[whistle blows] -only red cars!