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God made the trees and the grass. He didn't make that church.
I'll drive you wherever you want.
he closes it so hard that your wife can't get out.
So what happens after you die? There's just nothing?
We're fine. The door is jammed.
- Okay, um, Pepper, this is a little embarrassing. - I don't even want to hear it.
Absolutely.
I was sitting there, and it came this close to my head.
- What are you doing? - A hat rack fell through the window. Remember?
- How? - Yeah, it's very heavy.
Wow. That is a doozy.
- Butterflies? - Ay. No, no, no, no, no.
Look, you feel God in church, which is great.
Yeah, I puzzled that out.
The way he sat there chewing his food like an idiot.
Look, I'm not going to church anymore. It's not the end of the world.
I was gonna say brothers.
in a quaint Spanish revival outside of Palm Springs.
For 15 years, I have killed myself setting a community standard...
What, the earthquake? You gotta be kidding me.
Well, we wouldn't have to break anything if you were a better liar.
Manny, don't be ridiculous. The clouds.
- It fell all the way to the couch. - Mm-mmm.
I'm a joke, that's who.
- At the Museum of Tolerance. Who's in?
on Mitchell's leg.
Some things can't be forgotten, Jay.
Honey... Phil, where are you? Phil...
- You can sweep them up later. - And, um... Well, yeah, I guess...