Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They are sharp, and they hurt.
Chosen One.
I've chosen the large tub.
He said to hit him until he gave the signal to stop.
Hmm!
I'm ready.
Mm, lighter, mm-hmm.
stuff.
Look inside yourself, Cho-Simba.
You're alive.
Okay, I'm gonna need a cup.
and my prostate weak.
'Cause, um, I don't know...
I have a mortal wound! Where? Where does it hurt?
Look, Ling, those curlicues on your face make me so hot I can't think straight.
Hmm.
Train, Cho-Simba.
Now, you two, on with your training.
Ling!
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
No. I don't understand you.
No, it's good, it's good!
What? What now?
My ass… Nyah, ha ha! Ha ha!
Remember these?
Oh, God.
Chosen One!
You will now receive the Fist of Fury.
I'll never be able to do it, ever!
You mustn't! You are not ready!
A
Alfalfa.
Hah! If you've got an ass, I'll kick it.
I-I-I-I...
How 'bout now?
From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing,
I mean, that doesn't really even seem possible if you think about it,
possess a great supernatural power-r-r!
I’ll take 900k of trash That’s a lot of trash
Hmm, sleepy time.
Hmm. Should have gone with "A."
I do like the ladies, you know. I do like 'em.
He wasn't at the restaurant. Do you know where he is?
It is a bad, bad plan...