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Still alive! How can that be?
You just get stranger and stranger and stranger.
there would be a Chosen One.
At that moment,
Hmm, as you've probably concluded,
Oh, it's okay, boy.
He's an outsider. Have you ever seen him before?
the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about iron claws.
Right into my trap!
Hmm.
Oh, yeah? Try my nuts-to-your-fist style!
Huh?
Huh! It is evil.
On the life of my dummy, I swear this...
Chosen, you're alive.
What in gods name
then take him out with a spinning back kick.
Huh?
We're children! We're children! We're children!
Ouch. I fell and hurt my tummy.
I am nice man with happy feelings all of the time!
but they were too smooth to pull and pointy.
When you girls are done kissing, I've got some ass kicking for you!
He took everything from me... a family I never knew.
Oh, you won't even believe what happened next.
Kill it!
hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with the stick.
Whoa-oa-oa!
Yeah, I'm aware of that.
Do what he says, or he'll cut off your big toe.
Do you think whining was the signal? Rr-rr!
Hmm. The Chosen One is here to help us.
Open your mouth! Open it!
You think losing is winning.
He gave his life for mine.
I think it's great, 'cause it's so bad.
Thank you. I have been called "bad" before.
Hmm!
There will be a Chosen One.
And why have you come to me?
In order to defeat him, they would have to be removed.
Don't look at me!
I thought you looked familiar.
Oh, that's tender. That is tender.
Your mouth tricks will not work on me, ventriloquists.
Oh, yes, the council.
of the significance.
But isn't Betty a woman's name?
Master Pain's in town! Did you hear that? Master Pain? Are you sure?
I can't remember the last time I felt like this.
Huh? I... Uh...
Of course you don't.
Do I look all right? on a scale of 1 to 10
Huuh, Chosen One, I am sorry.