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I can't imagine where you're going with this, Frank.
I know, I know, listen.
but it does bring up an interesting point.
I always carry a gun on the toilet.
-Something very pretentious about it. -We were talking.
or the interspecies, whatever it is.
A woman is not a lady when she's dumping up a john.
-to solve, you know. -And then tempers flare.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's perfectly clear. -We did it.
We should've got cheeseburgers.
I did something in there. I'm not gonna tell you what, though.
Never sneak up on a man like that,
All right. Moving on.
Yeah. But you know what? Maybe people would be
-Oh, yeah, I know. Get the hell out of here. -Ew.
-you're that. -I don't know. I don't like thinking about gender fluids.
-[whoops] -Let's do it. -Buffett!
I just feel more comfortable in the ladies' room.
you're gonna be in here.
-right now. -Yeah. Here you are eating a burrito.
Oh, there they are!
-I really feel like we're right in the... -All right. Okay.
-Ah! -Whoa! Hey! -Oh! Goddamn it.
No, no, it's super progressive.
-I'm gonna get the grill ready. -Well, yeah, hey, if I'm headed
of paradise, right? I like mine with--
-You are not doing it again. -Bring it out here.
-Finally, a win for straight white men, right? -Great.
-They know. -Mm.
I'll tell you what. Uh, Dee, why don't you go grab some cardboard
Yeah, no, I know the song, I know the song,
bathroom thing is antiquated.
All right, uh, I think I can actually explain this...
I think this system is antiquated, and I think--
we were just talking,
-to paradise, I'm gonna want a cheeseburger. -Let's roll!
Well, no. He's-he's not transgender,
Otherwise, I'm gonna have to clean both.
I didn't want anyone to be uncomfortable.
I liked when you snapped at Dee.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think. Yeah. There's the man.
'Cause it's my bathroom, and you're a man.
I was distracted by the shiny shirt. That's cool.
Hawaiians are savages.
This is wild stuff.