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There's a small minority of people out there,
Wait, wait, wait! I just looked up the demographics of Philly.
We've been going to see Buffett for 20 years.
Let's see what you got.
-Thank you for the tickets. -Yeah.
Otherwise, I can't make.
Well, 'cause I'm about to do some real damage.
In there, we're all the same.
That makes me uncomfortable, because I'm not neutral
-Yeah, that'll do it. -There we go.
-Yeah, but the sign's done. -All right, man.
You know? Who doesn't like piña coladas?
-Okay, great. We so... -Did we do it? -We solved it!
how are we gonna solve the problem?
And, um, I'll order us some breakfast burritos.
The wig is just in case someone peeks over the top.
-Why-why are we bringing...? -I was against it. Yeah.
of road kill and roast beef sandwiches
It'll take me, like, two minutes. Two minutes.
-[Mac sighs] -We were so close.
I'm gonna-- I'm g-- [chuckles] I'll-I'll kill--
-Okay, well, then that means we're all voting for... -Oh!
Mm-mm. We ought to take it off the pizza, too.
those most marginalized, okay?
I'm so excited about this concert.
Oh, like a piss room and a shit room.
It is what it is, I mean,
Hold on a second. Hold on. Listen.
-Aim? Aim-aim at the bowl. The toilet. -You just aim at the toilet.
It's, uh, the one that goes...
See? There you go. I rest my case.
Get-- Stop! We're off-topic. This is not Buffett.
-Do you hear yourself? -CHARLIE: That's bad. -DEE: You hear where
No, but he's not gonna play all
Listen. Frank just gave me a good idea.
that's not the same thing, he's not transgender.
in the whole country offer pineapples
it's the only way I can poop, so...
-"No minorities allowed." -DENNIS: That's crazy.
-That was not Buffett at all. -We're not being very Buffett.
to promote discrimination, dude.
then why don't we just focus on treating other people
I tell ya, there's never been a problem so big,
♪ Heinz 57 and French fried potatoes.♪
Absolutely not. No. You guys can't take away