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-Is that, is that a hand dryer? -Oh, damn.
-a poop or a pee happening, but the screams are... -Right.
and 68% Christian.
I mean, as a senior citizen,
♪
-DENNIS: Right. -MAC: And some noise to cover the sounds.
nobody can shit when everybody knows you're shitting.
Yes, but you stay off it. You stay...
Dee, you can't say that anymore, either.
-Well, don't do that. Don't use my bathroom. -Why not?
Oh, you son of a bitch. Just go.
argument that has nothing to do with what we're trying
-for women, non-whites, and gays. -Uh...
Okay, well, let's just go ahead and vote for it. Ch-Charlie?
You stupid twas! - I'm a twink! I'm a twink!
No, but you guys have to go. I mean,
And we need to vote for a minorities-only bathroom.
We're not going.
♪ I know that sounds...♪
Yeah. No one's gonna do that.
-and you just barged right in. -Yeah, shut the fuck up.
-but I get it now. -It should've been.
so that-that still means that I'm a minority.
Okay? Yeah. Uh, what I'm saying is
You are not going back to the...
It's trying to please the greatest number
a nice place to piss and shit, right?
on one of the bathrooms that says "minorities only"?
with Mac using your bathroom?
are in the minority.
-You got to just let that go. -I'll probably stop doing that.
-The floor is yours. -I thought Mac just solved it.
-Mm-mm. -Yeah, it's about
You guys ever listened to the lyrics to that song?
-Okay, all right! Great, hey. -FRANK: Okay.
-and I can't smell a thing, so... -Yeah. Yeah.
but we live in a civil society now.
Well, because I just don't want to share my bathroom
You know, As an extraterrestrial who poops transgender...
♪ In the rain♪
What if we have
It's not cool.
couldn't be solved by a late night
Yeah, well, guys, it's a system that invites abuse.
-clear it all up. -Great. Go for it, buddy. Hop to it.
you're the only two other real Parrotheads of the bunch.