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It's just-- There's no way, you know what I mean?
I beg you to stop using the constitution in the way that you’re using it.
Those are the pink heels I was talking about.
to reflect that it's not a boys' room
-No, no, no, no, Frank, come on, don't say "he-she." -What?
-What's another Buffett song? -♪ Aruba, Jamaica...♪
-Mm. -But that's just me, you know?
-You wish you were a bear! -DENNIS: Take it easy! Hey!
I agree. I'm with you.
…really?
to pick whichever bathroom they want.
I hate when you're on my side
W-Wait, wait, wait. Hold on a second there.
Are you more ADHD than you are Autistic? I don't know they're at war
Like a bunch of filthy animals dumping in a shithouse.
and "B," we both find women's bodies disgusting,
I mean, that is what a democracy is, right?
Yeah, all right. Well, now you're just, like,
-It's wild. Yeah. -Really? It says that in there?
that you're never gonna be able to please everybody.
What about that bullshit about making love until midnight?
Before you vote, uh, Charlie, uh, you know,
with a solution for our bathroom problem.
Room number one for when you got to empty your balls,
See, we have to give voices to those who have no voice.
Dee, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up!
I don't know why. It might be the shirt.
-FRANK: Yeah. -DENNIS: Yeah. They're ashamed.
♪ If you like making love at midnight♪
You know, so it's clear that any gender can use any bathroom.
Oh! I hope he plays that one.
I mean, who here would use the piss room to shit?
And I honestly, I feel like I'm not even in a bathroom
-Yeah, let's go to Buffett! -All right, we're gonna--
-Anybody want cheeseburgers? -All right.
Mm-hmm. Okay, all good points, you know, strongly made.
I
-My turn, right? -Oh, do you have to...?
Please don't, Charlie. It's too-- it-it--
-Both signs say "toilet." -Yeah...
but he identifies as a woman when he poops.
Look, minorities have been treated
She would slip it on, and I would go in and out
Yeah. Exactly, okay? And, uh, we just
I feel like it was my idea, but, yeah.
but it's sung by a man named Rupert Holmes.
but I don't like getting caught in the rain.
Oh, boy. Yeah, okay, so yes.
You should be cleaning both bathrooms regardless.
You wish you were a Twink!