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Everybody else gets three-fifths.
I just got more comfortable pooping
I got the right to defend myself.
in a wheelchair or a he-she to go poop in there.
[trio chanting backwards]
Okay, and I'm a...?
I like the hat. I was focused on that most of the time.
we'd be at, like, a museum or, you know, a stadium,
We always do this. We...
I thought you said it wasn't Buffett.
The screaming's kind of cool, right?
And you guys know how great I look in leather.
No, there's also pictures
with a dress, so, whatever, it's not that weird.
-for paradise. -[all laugh]
Now, guys, I believe that, as a gay man,
Finally, a win for straight white men, right?
and room number two for when you got to empty your butt.
separate bathrooms... for separate bodily functions?
I-I recognize you from those pink heels you have.
done and done.
is about why this bathroom is so much cleaner than ours.
As a straight man I actually love Pina Coladas. But I don’t like getting caught in the rain, flattens my hair
look so dainty and cute.
aaron
-Hmm. -Okay. -Reparations.
and I'd have to go to the bathroom, and my mom wasn't
MAC: I'm-I'm finished.
And I-I'm 100% on board.
We need to change our latitudes.
the way that we want to be treated?
♪ Mm, mm, mm, and you got half a brain, ooh.♪
-That was, like, so pretentious. -CHARLIE: Yeah.
-DENNIS: There you go. Solves it. -No. No, no, no.
And societies are judged on how
I've had Chinese food. It wants out, so...
-Ooh, let's go. -[chuckles]
-Get him off me! -Settle down!