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Uh-- I'm in a good mood.
Like, "Oh, I'll just not be that, then."
But they can't wipe their ass. You have to wipe their ass.
I'll bet you're thirsty.
Is just the days that you spend with them.
...I just get depressed.
Well, don't. Just don't. That's stupid.
You said you wanted me to be a neighbor.
Ha. What? I don't smoke pot.
I wish there was a way to-- Cover your vagina?
My dick is bigger than a monkey's paw
...is the hardest part of having kids. It's just every day.
Anyway, so, yeah, wolves are like dogs.
Hi, Bear.