Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They were just looking at my vagina. Tell me about it.
When you have children, they start as babies, and they shit all over the place.
...wants a puppy...
...a thank-you, for somebody who I just wiped shit out of her asshole.
Have you ever thought about getting an older dog?
When your dog dreams about being the first dog comedian
What are you gonna do? You'll see. It's really cool.
I'd just play poker with my friends, come home later:
Pot? How does one smoke a pot?
Why? When they're not with me...