Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I just said kindergarten. She's in third grade.

Hey, man, I think maybe I'm too high.

"Oh, no, they're fine. They ate. They're just a little tired. It's fine."

You see that car down there? Yeah.

I don't know. I guess I just grew up and stopped.

Every day you spend with your kids is torture.

If you wanna be a shitty person, then go ahead.

Devin, write this PR Unless you're too busy wearing those shorts

And I was like-- That was a little too eloquent...

Which dog? Yeah. Which dog?

...and I'm not your dad. I just....

See you. - Bye.

Anyway, so I wiped her ass one day, and she said:

First, I gotta get them dressed. That's number one.

Hey, wanna see something really cool? Okay.

"Oh, they're dead."

And I'm shittin' into Hitler's mouth

A different dog?

No, I'm kidding. She's my wife. Oh, what's her name?