Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Please, you have to. It won't be him anyway.
So, I... I, um...
- Get out. - Gary Glitter, for crying out loud.
Do you want to end this...
Are you trained in the catering trade, may I ask?
I don't know.
Jesus Christ, Gerry, what... How did you get in?
Last week, when I got the sack and I came back, am I going mad?
♪ She's gonna find true love ♪
It is funny. It's very, very, very funny.
Splash.
I know. I suppose I'm just naturally impetuous.
- Probably killing myself. - Excellent. What time does that finish?
- How are you? - How are you?
♪ And I ♪
on a research trip to Dorset with you, knowing that she won't be able to...
Um, do you know when he's due back?
when they just need to be cheered up and reassured
Gerry, you are a morality-free zone.
It's going to be hard to leave this place, James.
Helen
Take care.
- For you there. - Hey, gorgeous...
♪ I must believe I must believe... ♪♪
- Clive, you seen Helen? - No. Why?
you'll never really achieve quality cellulite.
I don't know why. I...
So I'm out, am I?
Hamilton Enterprises.
I'm going to need some part-time work, Gerry.
Hey, what's the worst that could possibly happen?
and now you've found out another way, I wish I had told you.
♪ For givin' me the best day ♪
who was different from men, but it is clear that I made a mistake.
Well, it depends.
Can you hear me?
It's over, you know? You said it yourself.
It's really weird. I knew there'd be a boat race going by
Build a bridge?
Anyway, I don't normally faint, so I was a little curious.
The people next door are plainly engaged in some bizarre sexual ritual.
Remember Monty Python.
The sordid affair with Lydia. I've blown her out... in Dorset.
No, it does. It does. No gag.
Yeah, I was. I just... I got back last night, as a matter of, uh...
I wouldn't be helping you into bed right now.
Lydia, I'm on the pissing phone to Helen, for goodness sake!
I even dialled all but the last number thing and then not.
But Gary. Oh, she wanted to touch him there, yeah.
It's Helen, actually. We met once.
You did remember to take a full page out in Adulterer's Weekly?
Helen!
We were so good together.
♪ Have fun, go mad ♪ ♪ Do what I say ♪
There's something I want you to know.
And you feel bad because Helen's working night and day
- Helen called here looking for you. - OK.
How are you? Um, sorry. You're great.
♪ She's got a young man waitin' ♪
They're mutual friends. I... I mean, it's not especially important.
- Really? - Mmm.
You're kidding. Yeah, come down!
Helen... look into my eyes.
She's quite pretty in a British, horsey sort of way, isn't she?
♪♪ She's dragged me to the floor
Gerry, for God's sakes, I asked a simple question.
No.
I could get you an upgrade.
just makes the job easier on my part.
♪♪ What I know now ♪
That's nearly a week.
Is that a will pick me up or a haven't, not, didn't, might?