Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition." I know.

♪ Have fun, go mad ♪ ♪ Do what I do ♪

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have five people's work to do.

♪ Have fun, go mad ♪ ♪ Have fun living in the city ♪

Have you gone completely insane? What are you trying to do?

You're very fortunate, Helen. You had a lucky escape.

Confined spaces, everybody shuts down. Why is that?

♪ I'm gonna get myself together... ♪

No, I'm certain there were two glasses, Gerry.

How do you know?

♪ The mornin' rain clouds at my window ♪

Oh, by... by the way, I've, uh...

Well, OK, there are a couple of things. Which one do you want to hear first?

Not a fan, clearly.

Like tin openers that don't open tins,

That image of her sitting on top of you...

Your haircut suits you, by the way.

My mother is ill in hospital, as you know,

Of course, if you don't want to keep it... Who is it?

What are you going to do?

Please stop, Gerry. Don't. I don't want you to touch me.

No. Uh...? Well, I, uh...

- You know. - For me?

I have people I consider soul mates who don't confide in me this much.

Oh, I see. I'll, uh...

♪ Is having the best day ♪

Well, I didn't.

Anyway, anyway... t-tell me, what happened.

♪♪ ... out in the streets to find out ♪

It was still there in the afternoon when you got home.

and, help him clear out his spare room.

I could have come to terms with that given time.

Helen, there's something I want to tell you...

I didn't think you liked Elton John.

Well, well, wasn't expecting.

and you've been sitting here like suicide on a stick for a week.

Well, of course not. It'll be based on reality.

Congratulations. You wanted me out for ages.

♪ Because you're near me ♪

You never even buy me flowers when you're meant to! So yes, I'm suspicious.

And a ruthless efficiency. Our three main weapons are fear, surprise,

Of course we're still going up. Don't... don't...

I'm not remotely interested in him romantically.

That's... that's huge. That's... I mean, it's brilliant.

Go, boy! Come on!

But I... I didn't not call you

and he's completely disorganised.

- When was that? - 1973. We were eight.

- And with my left - And with my left

♪ And even if I'm there, ♪ ♪ they'll all imply ♪

- Whoa, whoa. - Because they didn't...

What happened to you?

- Right. - Drunken eejit.

and you had something that you needed to tell me, but you couldn't say it.'

has that is so unleaveable.

- I'll do anything you want, darling. - Will you?

Well now, let me see. I get up about 7:30 am.

Will you come and see me, Helen?

Oh, Helen... if we are not going to be together,

- What an idiot. - It's OK. You weren't to know.

with purple and white shirts. Sorry?

Maybe it's Helen block.

Do you want to cancel it? I mean, is she going to follow us there?

the know-how, the contacts.

I've stopped writing the book.

He's my hero. You did his launch.

Wait a sec. Come here. Come here.

you're talking to yourself in the mirror again.

♪ And the jive talk ♪

♪ Seven sons had Father Abraham head... ♪♪

He didn't fancy me.

Very close. Put in layman's terms, she nearly caught you.

- Are you OK? - Me? I'm fine. Fine.

Could I come down and take a look?

- Anna, let me see her. - She's not here.

♪ Have fun, go mad ♪ ♪ Don't do what I do ♪

Yes. I mean, why hasn't he even called to see if I'm OK?

I never want to see you again!

They're flowers. For you.

Well, I don't know. Is that... yeah, if...

He offered us a lift. He was just being concerned.

♪ Have fun living in the city... ♪

I know this is an ideal sort of kissing moment.

- You're not. - Anna, I'm over him.

♪ Have fun, go mad ♪ ♪ C'mon ♪

Do you not like them?

And again. Come along.

And you are insinuating, not very subtly, may I add, that I am...

♪ For giving me the best day ♪

Oh, Russell. Look, mate, look...