Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No reply... Perfect.

But you couldn't end it with Lydia 'cause you weren't sure how she'd take it.

have been cut down with food poisoning after eating your sandwiches.

You're still counting how long you've been apart in days, hours and minutes.

Oh, went to Anna's? Boy, you're a one-man SAS crack unit.

And then follow. Follow.

Gerry, I really have to go back inside.

You went back to America, remember? I couldn't afford the bus fares.

Oh, this is terrific stuff.

Helen, please, look at me.

For God's sake!

Cheer up. You know what the Monty Python boys say.

Wear something warm on Saturday. It can get cold on the river.

I know. Sorry. I wasn't thinking. I just want to show you something.

Uh-huh. Well, let me tell you, if he'd been that concerned about me,

I am trying to be your girlfriend, Gerry!

Two of your most disgustingly large Grolsches, please,

After that, if I've got any energy left, I give me boyfriend a blowjob.

I come home and catch you up to your nuts

I didn't want to just presume that we'd...

- What is he? - A wanker.

- My office is just around the corner. - I know. Um...

♪ Hey, look at me... ♪♪

I'm here, Gerry, if you need to talk to me about anything.

But wasn't there was some brandy and two glasses on the dressing table?

I came back, though.

♪ Want to thank you ♪

Thank you. You're a genius. I'm ecstatic!

with my heart and soul packed in my suitcase

- I can't hear you. - 'Can you hear me? '

Sometimes we are plonked into people's lives

Gerry, how did one of my Waterford crystal brandy glasses

Well, you know, at my old company,

you're really nice and funny. My friend Anna thinks you're cute.

They only come out for special dinners. You know that.

Bollocks to him. Bollocks to him. Bollocks to him.

Now I want James to call, Gerry calls.

I'm afraid she's lost her baby.

And I wouldn't mind betting you're talking to yourself in the mirror again.

God, you're always at the library.

♪ Have fun living in the city ♪

I blame British Telecom. All this new technology...

♪ It's not so bad ♪ ♪ Bad, bad, bad, bad ♪

Thanks for listening. I'm really proud of you.

♪ I'm on my way ♪

♪ To what I want to see ♪

By far and away, the best thing. I mean, she knows that.

- I've finished it. - Oh, the book?

to a life of terminal monogamy.

It also helps if people mind their own business and leave you alone. Sorry.

They're passed into the foetus along with all the amniotic stuff.

Your mother's showing some signs of improvement this morning.

Only please let me finish before you say anything, OK?

So how come last night was the first night you didn't ask

and I'll help you.

Lydia might be pregnant.

- I fainted at work the other night. - Sweetheart, are you OK?

- Are you all right? - Yeah... no, I'm fine, darling.

I told you before I cannot leave Helen for... for... for...

I don't know. Can I answer questions in seventies pop music?

You know, night, moon, boat, water lapping.

♪ But I've been wrong before ♪♪

- Hello? - I really need to talk to you.

Come on, you. Let's get you home.

I am standing on the platform at Limbo Central

He has. I've got to work.

♪ Put your picture on my wall ♪

I mean, that's... that's not a small thing.

♪ And, oh ♪

in Lady-shagging-Godiva!

- Do you love him? - No. I could never love a Baywatch fan.

'This morning was sensational.'

♪ Got out of bed at all ♪

A mate of Russell's works at the restaurant.

But the flashing red light way of telling you're not over someone