Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Have fun, go mad ♪ ♪ So c'mon ♪
This is your kindly Uncle Russell here.
Do you like boats?
Yeah. That's really nice of you.
I missed you, so I came home early to see you.
- No, you're not. - I am.
♪ And there can't be no other way ♪
♪ That it's right for me to go ♪
French bean, some chicken, some rice...
I am not answering the door like this.
She's got blonde hair.
I wanted to call you.
An international company opening up in London.
♪ I've been exposed ♪
God, I can't tell you, it's such a good feeling.
- Any evidence of her? - Nothing that stood out.
I mean, a bit fraught, you know, ob-obviously.
♪ I am the sea ♪
♪♪ Mama, where's your pretty ♪ ♪ little girl tonight... ♪
♪ All aboard that funk boat, fat mama ♪ ♪ 'Bout to start sailin' in an hour ♪
Exactly, so what is there to worry about?
- You seem familiar. - I don't think so.
Which I'm not. I mean, I wouldn't. You know?
It's the most important just turn up I've ever done.
Anna, ease up, will you? Bloody hell!
That's what makes us so fascinating and not a little bit scary.
What are they?
deep sleep.
♪ Who's right and who's wrong ♪
Theft. Pretty foolproof.
What is it you've done, anyway? Can't be that nice if she's walked out.
Yeah. I was just writing you a note. I'm off to the library.
Told you... Lesbian.
Sorry? Helen has been delivering sandwiches to your office.
Yeah, well, why not? You've got the experience,
Anyway, it'll be good for him to get away. We need a bit of space.
♪ That I might not last the day ♪
♪ I got bottles of beer and a deck or two ♪
You'll never know if you don't try.
I mean, you had also that day, if you remember,
Terrific.
Follow.
I am not having an affair.
Well, she's got a point. You can't stand Elton John.
I'm glad we got things sorted out tonight.
- Well, some other time. - I'd love to, if that's OK.
Listen, if you decide you want company, we're over here, OK?
You're sorry?
Well, I heard that was a really classy do. People went on about it.
I am taking that bus.
As a favour. She's a very decent woman.
- Pretty much. - Then, yes.
Thank you.
♪ So when you think of yesterday ♪
Thank you for your concern. I'm glad you're in a good mood, et cetera.
I have to go.
- You're not. - No.
It's done now.
I don't... She's quite frail, and I don't know how she's going...
I interrupted you faking your orgasm. Sorry I can't be more specific.
What are you trying to say? Am I shagging a brandy drinker? Yes.
♪ She'll be streetwise ♪
So what are you trying to do, huh?
You bastard! You useless, shagging bastard!
I understand. I apologise.
Is Gerry excited about being a daddy?
Oh, God, you idiot!
Yes, you are, Clive.
Don't don't don't don't what?
- Is that what it was? - No.
You've got a damned nerve phoning here.
♪ I've got to do this on my own ♪♪
Oh, who isn't? Everyone is.
In bed with another woman? Shit.
Hey, that's Helen in there.
My mum had to go into hospital.
Um, it's a little bit to do with the brandy glass,
Oh, women never ask.
It was such a mistake. Never go back, Russell. It's over.
♪ Downtown W10, in the west, baby ♪ ♪ Baby, do what you done told ♪
You know, under normal circumstances etcetera,
Oh, shit, shit. Bollocks!
I'm your mate. I'm here to help you.
You see, I thought you still had to deal with... with your other, uh...
- Are you OK? - Just going quietly mad.
What are they after? The Nobel Peace Prize?
Oh, just set up my own PR company.
Um, ahem, would you mind, um,
Hey.
Well, I'll see you later.
I met Cruella de Ville's less-nice sister this morning.
No, no, no, no, no. Thank you. Thanks.
♪ But she'll find true love ♪