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To admit that he's a twat.
James... are you her husband?
Well, I won't be more than a couple of hours.
and a ruthless efficiency. I'll come in again!
I went to Anna's. I needed to see a friendly face.
In my book, getting to drink two chocolate milkshakes in one sitting
So, I... I'm not waiting any more, Gerry.
- Whoa! Wow! - Pass me your plate.
if anyone had called when you walked in the door?
Oh, Gerry called, by the way.
♪ And then you call me ♪
They have less questions than these on Jeopardy.
My whole life pivots around Pam and I breaking up.
And despite the fact that Lydia gave you an out on the phone,
hello mother fuckers. your dad is here now you know who am i
not to take the matter any further... this time.
I mean, six days is...
Yeah, OK. Thanks, mate. Cheers. Bye.
- I'm over him. - Oh, you're over him.
Well, it's such a little thing. It's hardly worth getting uptight about.
OK. Whoa.
There are no PR jobs.
I know when you finish the book we'll be millionaires,
Just tell me... yes or no.
So did you, it would seem.
and she's invited me to her apartment tomorrow evening for a serious chat.
and close it behind you.
I'll go.
In fact, they should be called The Foetles.
what do you do when you're not serving mad-cow burgers in here?
I can't take it!
OK.
♪ And all I see is you ♪
to keep the money coming in. But you've asked Helen to come
♪ I've got to see it through alone ♪
to bring the situation to a head.
- I don't know. I couldn't really say. - Well, there were, I'm sure.
- OK. - Great. See ya.
Now... you're in shock, darling, OK?
I'm here to help you.
Please, don't get hysterical. Look, I'm sorry! OK, I'm sorry!
- Business lunch? - Yeah, just a chat, you know.
You sad, sad wanker.
It spurred me on.
No, no, no. You don't advertise a new restaurant.
Ten minutes, Lydia, and don't ever turn up at my kitchen window again like that.
Yes. Yes, you were in the lift just now. You dropped your earring, I picked it up.
♪ I am the wind, I am the sea, ♪ ♪ I am the sun ♪
- Yeah, all right. - OK, thanks, mate. Bye.
Wait, hold, hold. Your friend Anna thinks I'm cute?
Sorry. It's not my place.
Gerry, you can't just turn up like this. This is a really important night for me.
♪ I was hoping that ♪
You don't know what's going on? I'll tell you, then.
He's opening his first restaurant in six days,
I live with someone. A man. I live with a man.
I am going to make you so happy.
I'm... I'm sorry. I... Don't go.
♪ And I can't see at all ♪
'You have two head problems...'
Are you seeing him?
- Is that him? - I guess so.
Well, I hoped not.
Anna, you're Helen's best friend. Where else would she be?
Whose idea was this trip... yours or Lydia's?
- She doesn't want to leave here. - I know.
Luckily for you, I've convinced my colleagues
Hello.
Look, I don't think you're a psychopath, I just want to read my book.
I'll tell Anna I'm OK.
I can't write without you. I can't do anything without you.
- Who? - Gary Glitter.