Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- God, sounds horrific. - I know. Shh!
get into the laundry basket?
Your friend Anna thinks I'm cute?
♪ Ohh! ♪ ♪ But they're weird and they're wonderful ♪
Maybe one of your mad friends like Anna threw it there.
I'm going to finish it very soon, Helen.
Never seems to be the right moment somehow.
You go. No, I will.
♪ And tenderness on the block ♪
Gerry came looking for you.
I was nervous. I wanted to get off the phone. I felt awkward.
Ta-ta, mum.
you're instantly convinced that I'm ensconced in some decrepit, tacky,
Thank you.
Why do I bother confiding in you?
I'm going to take you out
She thinks I'm on a research trip... alone, remember?
so that they can talk about you?
Now you've done it. Very well done.
I bought three packets.
I have some stuff to read up on.
Am I in bed?
Well, you know, lose the sad eyes, the droopy mouth,
No, not me. Your boyfriend. He's an idiot.
♪♪ Father ♪
It's official. I love you.
No, uh... No. Well, I...
- It's ridiculous behaviour. - Totally.
Oh, you're the same. You encouraged me today.
- Helen? Is that you? - No, it's your bit of stuff.
♪ Want to thank you ♪
♪ Of my life ♪
- Who are you on the rebound from? - A girl called Pamela.
It's finished... over.
I... I'm sorry. It's not my place to ask.
Thank you very much.
♪ Just to be with you ♪
Is what you think that I walked in on him shagging Lydia in my bed,
♪ Yeah, she's gonna find true love ♪
- And to my right - And to my right
Please, Helen, there's so much more I want to say.
Oh, God. We can't talk in here.
I'm sorry. I'm not being fair.
Well, no, I mean I can tell. Jeez, you look terrible.
When I left you at the tube earlier, I went home and found my boyfriend...
Oh! Oh!
- Is it what I think? - It depends.
Oh, 2.85... 2.85 on the wrong girl.
Helen, look, please don't think that I...
It's your restaurant, Clive. I just want it to work. Helen.
I'm sure you're not a nutcase or a psycho or anything,
Wednesday... shag day, remember?
- Let me go! - Helen!
♪ Want to thank you ♪
but I swear I was up all night toying with ideas for the fashion show,
- I'm sorry... excuse me. - Sure.
Ah, really, mate? No. What a drag. Oh, no. Yeah, sure, sure.
- so as to say that I have called you. - When did you call?
Are you sure it's just writer's block?
Lydia, what are you talking about? She followed me.
I had a really nice time, James.
Don't do desperate mother acting with me. He's a friend, OK? Friend.
I mean, she will do... Well, she was upset.
I made a mistake... such a big, big mistake...
I'm sorry, old man. I beg to differ.
What do you mean I'm not? How do you know I'm not?
I am cashing my ticket in.
- I kissed you. - Yeah, yeah, I spotted that, too.
Bigger sip. Bigger sip.
Repetition of expecting. I must buy a thesaurus. Anyway, I...
What else have you been doing that you're not meant to?
Helen has suffered major internal injuries, James.
♪ And through the course of history ♪
- Where is she? - What's it to you? I don't know.
What do you mean what am I trying to do? I think I broke my toe.
- What was that? - I don't know.
- You sure? It's not that important. - It is important. I want you to go.
Right, that's the lot.
- Oh. I can't... Sorry. I can't hear you. - 'Gerry?'