Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Our two chief weapons are surprise and fear.

Make and deliver sandwiches in the West End during the day

What you need is a change of image.

Sorry. What was the other thing you wanted to tell me?

Oh, God, I feel good.

I want you to come back to me, Helen.

I am married, Helen, but I am separated.

and a little bit to do with that woman you met today.

He didn't call, did he?

- I bought some more to replace it. - Not a lot of use to me

I'm... Some friends are having dinner at Clive's tonight,

Yes. Totally and utterly and completely over him.

Bom bom bom! Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

- And to my left - And to my left

♪ It's not always a happy ending ♪

You know the worst bit? All I could think about was James.

♪ I can be anyone ♪

♪ Remember all the things we said ♪

I just... You know, I'm... go to the shops. I'll be, um...

♪♪ Ooh, I must believe ♪

Would you like some mayonnaise with that?

♪ I wouldn't have a clue ♪

if you remember my words... something ungoverned by you would happen

If she comes here, I'll do what SHE asks.

but when are you going to finish it?

Yeah, I'll help you. Yep. Cheers, mate. Bye.

- Who's that? - My friend.

Never make a joke about women's hair, clothes, or menstrual cycles. Page one.

Oh, hello again. You're right on time.

Can I ring you back in a few minutes?

Do you think maybe you should have? Did he actually see Gerry kiss you?

We're going to have a great time and I'll talk to you tomorrow.

That was Russell.

'District Line information. Due to a derailment at Victoria,

Aries... Aries...

- Do you believe he's away? - Don't know.

Chairwoman herself called... said she had heard a lot about me,

I haven't told him yet.

Helen, I'm not sure I like where this conversation is going.

I love you. All that shit. Oh, I don't care anyway. Bollocks to him.

You could have told them you'd run out. It's popular stuff.

- How are you? - Just... you know.

And I thought it was best if I allowed you to...

- "Moderately attractive"? - A-ha! I knew you were listening.

♪ Then you handed me a towel ♪

You can't tell from one. They can be inaccurate.

♪ You know where I set sail from just ♪ ♪ Around the corner from the Portobello Road ♪

Oh, hang on, no, wait a minute. No, I could say.

I kind of... I went into a really... a really, really deep, deep,

Excellent. Congratulations. Done what?

♪ Just to be with you ♪

There's another course later in the year.

when I have nothing to offer the executives who drop by late Friday.

- You want my opinion? - Will I like it?

You look all stressed up with nowhere to go.

Do you have a mum, Helen?

I think I might be coming down with a... Anyway,

Look at me. I must be crazy.

- That's horrible. I'm sorry. - It's OK. You didn't do it.

I have no desire to overstep the mark. Seriously.

Thanks, James. I'm sorry if you had a lousy time.

Please, Helen...

Lydia, get in the car, will you?

we suggest you take the bus!

'To return the call, press 3.'

and Helen says bollocks to you." This guy's good.