Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Put a wick in her mouth, and she'd burn for a fortnight.

- Cup of tea? - That'd be nice.

Forget about Elton John. That's not the issue. What do I do?

Yes, it is, so just bear that in mind in the future, would you?

♪ Oh, but they're so spaced out ♪

Ooh, no. Yuck. Makes me vomit.

♪ All your rigors and all your body jiggers ♪ ♪ Everybody's in the funky blowout ♪

I mean, this new bloke... this James Hammerton that you're seeing...

Listen, don't worry about your mum. She'll be OK.

and telling me that my train has been delayed!

Oh, I'm such an idiot! Look at me, Helen.

which you didn't take, you're having a moral dilemma.

♪ Oh, this world is mine ♪ ♪ This world is mine ♪

So, what other ideas has James run by you?

♪ Head, head ♪

I really didn't mean any offence. Please forgive me. I'm really not a nutcase.

Listen, wherever you were tonight, as if we need to ask, you weren't with me.

I'm not sure. He's gone to visit his mother in hospital with his wife.

Don't, Gerry, don't talk about fights. I...

♪♪ Baby, it's a changin' atmosphere ♪

- Are you OK? - Yes. Just a bit dizzy.

Listen, there's the landlady. She keeps bringing corned beef sandwiches.

Well, two things really.

You can't leave her for me?

I've got to get home before Helen comes back from work.

- And with the head - And with the head

I could fail miserably and look like a complete tosser.

I am deadly serious.

Helen, for some reason, I know you can hear me.

♪ Somewhere ♪

Is this the truth, James?

- Listen to me, please. - No, you listen!

you will get wiped out in a freak napalming incident

Journey when I call them to and say I'm going to stop believing

♪ I won't feel like crying no more ♪

♪ I'm late for work again ♪

Bloody marvellous idea.

Hello, Helen, it's Gerry. I'm a twat. Please come home.

We don't know why. In your case, it's my job.

His secretary wasn't very forthcoming.

- Beatles lyrics, eh? - What?

what are you doing two weeks on Saturday?

Gerry, I'm a woman. We don't say what we want.

So it was last night?

Maybe it isn't writer's block at all, Gerry.

♪ Rising to a very new ♪

I'm confused. I feel a bit lost suddenly.

She's sitting up, and she's had a full breakfast.

No, I told you. I couldn't sleep, so I got up in the night

My sweetheart, that's great. It's tremendous.

I can't promise anything stupendous.

egg mayonnaise and Skipjack tuna. You going out?

We'll talk later.

You'll be nearer the hospital, and you can get much better crack in town.

Sounds like a ridiculous thing to do. It was almost certainly me.

- Is James Hammerton in? - I'm afraid not.

I get off at this stop.

♪ She's gonna find true love ♪

Only the station announcer keeps coming on

What's going on?

Permission to engage the enemy, sir?

- F-f-f-fuck! - Yes!

♪ Come let me fix my home ♪ ♪ I can do anything ♪

Wait. Let me get this straight, because this is brilliant.

Yes. Yes, I'm fine.

I stupidly believed that here was a man

I never figured out why we didn't make it, Gerry.

I didn't sleep that well last night. And then, you know when you left,

Yeah, he wants me to go round tomorrow evening