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Do you love her? No, don't tell me. I'm not interested.
I'm thrilled. I'm so thrill...
Yes. I mean, no. I mean, no, I don't want...
♪ For giving me the best day ♪
- I'm James. - Helen.
♪ Hey, look at me ♪
Please try and put her out of your mind. She's out of mine.
♪ Have fun, go mad ♪ ♪ Do it, do it ♪♪
Hello!
- He didn't even pay the bill. - Of course not.
I got mugged and...
Not the book, Russell. I'm a novelist.
And what would he say if he knew you were walking up from the tube
♪ I'm the last breath around ♪
to get a drink to knock myself out.
open it, walk through it,
She'll be OK, though, won't she?
- Can I give you a lift anywhere? - Yeah, that would be great. Thank you.
and I've really hit on something. You see...
There is just confusion, and it can be erased in a split second.
♪ And even if I could it'd all be grey ♪
How many years have you been going to paint that stain off?
Rachel, I'm going out to the shops. Can I get you anything?
Yes, I can, Helen. I can just turn up.
Come by my apartment tomorrow night at 8:00. It's important.
- I don't mind. - Well, the small thing...
I mean, Jesus!
Oh, well, great, mate. That's great.
two-faced, pissing, shagging...
You're very thoughtful, James. You give out an incredible amount.
No, they don't ask, they insinuate.
to roll in and tell me that my ticket is still valid!
I mean, I didn't think that... or not.
I don't want to talk about James Hammerton or anyone else.
- You weren't cut out for infidelity. - I know.
Oh, shit. Hello, Helen. I'd almost forgotten you work here.
it's just that I'm not... I'm not that good at, um...
this is far more worrying than the first one -
♪ I must believe ♪
♪ I am the wind ♪
That's what I am trying to do, you cripple!
Sorry. Nervous humour.
- Hello? - Hi, Anna. Is Helen there?
I'm never going to finish the book. The affair.
the woman you saw today was the woman I married three years ago.
But you didn't do that, did you, Paul?
The trouble is you do.
tell me what happened? What happened to your head?
♪ Of my life ♪
I love this bridge. My great-grandfather helped build it.
- Which story do you want first? - What?
There's loads of them having some kind of sponsored epileptic fit.
I'm glad you caught the train that day.
Do you want me to come with you?
Nobody expects a Spanish Inquisition.
Quickly, go on!
♪ Yeah, but I am the sea ♪
I know.
before I come here about 6:00 and finish at midnight.
Really bad sign.
Anyway, um, there's something else I wanted to tell you.
'So what? Is she there?'
I got mugged and sacked, only not in that order.
Helen! Helen, you've made a mistake!
Hands up if you drank too much, eh?
Take care, Helen. You'll be fine.
this number to know who called, another one to withhold your calls,
It was nice to meet you, Helen. Sorry about your job. Really.
♪ I can heal everyone ♪
- Does she know about Claudia? - No.
I'm only telling you in case you get off at this stop, too,
- you know... - Constructing sentences?
Come on. If you don't drink your fatty drinks,
shagging, horrible,