Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I bloody loved that woman.

I'd have been home ages ago.

Are you kidding?

♪ Now she's streetwise ♪ ♪ To the lies... ♪

You know, it's, um, it's perfect.

Do you want a brandy?

Hey, remember what the Monty Python boys say.

Hi, Russ. How are you?

Do you think he might be hoping you've called and not known that you have?

Of course I can't come now. What if she's still lurking around the corner or something?

Well, I made up a reason, to be brutally honest.

Can I take a name and number? Get him to call you?

That sounds like the best bit. And you were.

Helen? ...Bollocks.

♪ To the lies ♪

- in some freak napalming incident. - Smart arse.

No, it's something else, isn't it?

Sorry. Let me just... Lydia's becoming more and more demanding.

and you wish you hadn't got involved with her again.

♪♪ I'll have this meagre defence ♪

I haven't not called you. I mean, I don't...

Oh, God, I feel like I've got out of jail...

You're behind. Can we have another?

Yes, tonight. You know, the tonight that comes immediately after today.

I rarely catch the tube myself, or lifts.

My intentions are completely honourable.

Uh... I will be. We're... we're getting married.

God, I feel like such a mug! That useless, no-good,

I buy you flowers on a whim,

I booked our hotel in Dorset. Are we still going?

- does he not make mistakes? - How do you know his name?

Walk away if you want, but take this with you...

♪ And I'm soaking through and through ♪

I can't take the interview just now.

♪ I can be anyone ♪

♪ Oh, Candy and Ronnie ♪ ♪ haven't seen them yet ♪

Of course you do. Everyone is born knowing Beatles' lyrics instinctively.

Yes. You're staying with me for awhile.

♪♪ How can you stay ♪ ♪ when your heart says no? ♪

Sometimes it helps to just say whatever it is out loud.

I mean, you went back to America...

is that I've got an interview for a job...

Did you drop a glass in the laundry basket at our party?

Did you? Oh, shit! Sorry. That's against the rules, isn't it?

Sure. Yeah! Yeah, no problem.

I felt like I was being unfaithful to James just by being there.

- You're not going, are you? - You wanker.

- You don't mean that. - I do. Really.

- Hello. - Hi. Hi.

♪ It's where I long to be ♪♪

Well, to use boxing parlance, if I may,

♪ Of my life ♪

She is going to wake up, isn't she, doctor?

It's a great do, Helen. I hear your company's really taking off.

It's only a couple of weeks. You should go.

walk over to the door...

Look, I'll phone you back when World War XII has stopped for tea.

No, actually, I work in PR

Well, just shows how much I know.

Perhaps we think everybody on the tube is a potential psychopath or a drunk,

Anna, please, just open the door. I don't know what's going on.

And look at you. You're not rushing about frantically trying to find her.

♪ I was hoping that ♪

Look... look...

It's amazing how you can actually learn to despise inanimate objects.

I mean, it's... it's... it's perfect. Perfect moment.

but his favourite TV program is Baywatch.

Lydia, what are you playing at? Have you gone raving mad?

You did know she was pregnant?