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You done good from the 'hood, my brother!
[line ringing]
[groans]
Can't believe you were ever friends with her.
I don't care, just not here!
and she will sign you up.
What? No, come on. Nobody's thinking that.
You know, when parents have their annual PRIDE meeting
You have until the bell for first period.
Hope you have a beautiful day.
What I believe in is positive and life-affirming,
You're really lucky to have your mom.
Let me just download...
Let me re-take the midterm, do a project for extra credit--
Dad says there's no reason to be in here when he's not.
And if it's not for you, you can totally leave.
Yeah, but can't I do it another time?
You're having people over tonight?
We can celebrate our self-worth while taking down the man!
And she needs a lime.
-To PRIDE. -To PRIDE.
-Mom's cooking. -Don't sound so surprised.
to notice that your bangs have grown out.
Better than the insufferable social justice warrior.
as if women aren't already powerful,
-Mm. -Sorry you weren't there to see it.
to describe whatever the hell this is.
Just giving my testimonial.
The kids that know you when you're young...
I just wanted to tell Ms. Dean how grateful I am
But you do realize that no institution
We used to do it all the time with the kids in the house.
I was thinking that maybe you might want
[Molly] I'm cold.
It's just that you know that you don't need all that, Nico.
Wait, why am I even talking to you?
[Tina] Alex? Alex?
[groans]
Bomb shelter?
[electronic music playing]
♪ A long life for you and me ♪
-Is that cool? -Tonight?
Bourbon on the rocks, shaken, not stirred.
not that you would even notice.
[respirator hissing]
I don't know, and I don't care.