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[man] Hey!
-Does she have these same issues? -I don't know. I'm adopted.
Ah, no offense, Dad, but she was a lot better than you.
and yet the most powerful...
for kids less fortunate than you.
Holy shit, what just happened?
We don't use that word.
No, come on, guys!
Oh, no, I'm sorry, I can't. I have a church thing.
I only need four members for the club
sometimes believers would build secret temples to worship.
We need to sit together and talk this through.
Sir, look, I know I've been messing up.
[speaks Spanish]
There's a sausage under, and a pineapple, too.
[dance beat playing]
[Catherine] Everything's set up for you.
[screams]
Yeah, and now we make fun of kids like you.
[knocks]
So that's what went down.
Here you go.
"Hey. I see you."
It's like you assume I'll do whatever you want.
You?
Why is my mom's purse here?
[sobs]
You're the millennial face of the church.
the Art Institute.
[fight grunting]
the exact same way you are today.
My WizPhone isn't downloading my mail.
My dad's just really on my ass.
It doesn't have to interfere with your religion.
Well, you won't know unless you take a chance.
Ah, I'm sorry.
Let us close by reading together the words that my father,
We can reschedule this.
Hey, Nico, I've been wanting to talk to you all day.
If you want to go home, I can get my own ride.
Hi, Fred.
I hope you're right about this not being a big deal.
Well, that's why we have modern medicine.
off of what some roided-out jockstrap has to say.
♪ The problem is they don't even know me... ♪
[dance beat playing]