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Yo, Chase. Let's roll.
Actually, they're doing just fine.
-[girl] There she is! -[cell phone buzzes]
why you didn't come to the funeral.
Um, next we have Molly Hernandez.
[boy] Check out the freak show!
♪ Oh, man, oh man
Well, maybe I could step in.
go to the bathroom and give yourself an orgasm.
[doctor] Everything okay in there?
♪ I'm lost ♪
has been as oppressive to women as organized religion.
I'm proud to announce we've surpassed
-Get off me! -[speaks Spanish]
What, to pay for my tutor?
Okay, because having shiny hair
-This is for tonight? -Yeah.
[both speaking Spanish]
Mm-hmm.
How long is a moment?
[Alex] Yeah, if you guys don't like veggie,
Well, I have a lot of things I need to do today,
something different with your hair?
that it's a volunteer charity organization, right, not the mob?
Oh, no, not about my mom. Rebelling.
I kind of feel like I was born with mine.
I've got nothing against you. You're really nice.
Don't give up on that.
That is probably not something I'm allowed to say.
Okay, how about suggestions,
You call yourself a feminist, Gert,
and as you can see, it went really well,
This is some Narnia shit.
I don't grade with my heart. I use my head and a red pen.
-Or a dumb jock. -Yeah, or Molly.
My life was one big rebellion.
-Hey. -Hi--
Handblasters? No, these would be bionic prosthetics
A hot meal, a shower, a good night's sleep.
I can't ask him to pay for a tutor.
♪ I just wanna dance
[sobbing]
[ringing]
The real, real truth?
Before we begin, a toast
At first we gave you space.
Oh, are you a little bit backed-up, Gert? I have some bran bars.