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-Hey. -Hi--
Mm-hmm.
[doctor] Everything okay in there?
[boy] Check out the freak show!
Actually, they're doing just fine.
♪ I'm lost ♪
I've got nothing against you. You're really nice.
has been as oppressive to women as organized religion.
-This is for tonight? -Yeah.
My life was one big rebellion.
Oh, are you a little bit backed-up, Gert? I have some bran bars.
that it's a volunteer charity organization, right, not the mob?
What, to pay for my tutor?
something different with your hair?
Okay, how about suggestions,
Okay, because having shiny hair
Um, next we have Molly Hernandez.
This is some Narnia shit.
Well, I have a lot of things I need to do today,
Don't give up on that.
♪ Oh, man, oh man
Handblasters? No, these would be bionic prosthetics
Before we begin, a toast
At first we gave you space.
-Or a dumb jock. -Yeah, or Molly.
[ringing]
I can't ask him to pay for a tutor.
Yo, Chase. Let's roll.
[Alex] Yeah, if you guys don't like veggie,
Oh, no, not about my mom. Rebelling.
The real, real truth?
A hot meal, a shower, a good night's sleep.
why you didn't come to the funeral.
I'm proud to announce we've surpassed
I kind of feel like I was born with mine.
-[girl] There she is! -[cell phone buzzes]
I don't grade with my heart. I use my head and a red pen.
That is probably not something I'm allowed to say.
and as you can see, it went really well,
-Get off me! -[speaks Spanish]
How long is a moment?
go to the bathroom and give yourself an orgasm.
[sobbing]
♪ I just wanna dance
Well, maybe I could step in.
You call yourself a feminist, Gert,
[both speaking Spanish]