Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That still doesn't explain why you were standing over him with a murder weapon in your hand.

It was just a job. I know! Isn't it wonderful?

Everybody saw them. Right.

Lucretia Borgia in furs.

But that's not what I'm worried about. Look, we took some lab tests.

A man'd be a fool to sell a gold mine like this, right, Barbara?

but I wanna be a performer,

If you'd both stand here, side by side, facing me.

No. Other than the fact that you despised the man...

So Al Drake sees me one night. He says, " Kid, you're good. Here's a long-term contract.

Mrs. Drake? Mm.

I'm in mourning, Mrs. Fletcher.

That's a bit longer than we had in mind. Really?

They go upstairs. They take the twin beds. Middle of the night, the secretary gets up.

That's quite all right, Lieutenant. Where can I see him?

The clerk says, "Sir, Mr. Jones, I'm sorry. I only got one room left. "

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Look at me. What do you see? I'm not just another comedian.

So you brought in the pillow from your room.

He's hot because this club made him hot. Now, you tell Freddy he works here, or he doesn't work anywhere.

I hope you don't think you have Freddy tied up for another four years.

I never thought I'd see the day when I'd be drinking to Al Drake. [Door Opens]

Please? Look, we're gonna be married.

[Sneezes] God bless you.

Why don't you just lower that odometer, you know, go in and lower it? You'll sell your car."

- Did you see the murder? - Well, actually, no. I was sitting out front watching the show.

Go away, Patterson. I'm busy.

Mrs. Fletcher, please. Wait, wait, wait. Don't take my word for it.

- Your name, please? - We don't have a reservation, but we don't mind waiting.

I thought that... Well, never mind.

He said, "What's the matter?" She said, "I'm chilly." He says, "Well, if you're chilly,

Lieutenant? Oh, I'm so glad I caught you. Any result on the nitric acid test?

Okay, Mr. York. Now, is there anything you might want to add to this statement?

Where are you goin'?

But the only way to run an office is to learn to keep your mouth shut.

Thanks for the lift. And don't worry. I won't say a word about what you've told me.

Are you sure these are Maine lobsters? Certainly, madam.

Stand aside. Coming through. Step aside, please.

Do please accept my condolences. Your husband's death must have been a terrible shock.