Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hi, kids! [ Laughs ] - Hang on. I'll throw you a ladder.

Amateur engineers sub-chat

Lisa, people these days don't wanna see a baby bird.

- Bart, we need that to win the contest. - Win the what now?

- Well, how did this happen? - Oh, that. You've had that for a while.

Uh, welcome back, Homer.

- Yes, go.Just go. - [ Yowls ]

Isn't it adorable? I guess some baby pictures were on that old roll of film.

Boy, you can see everything from Mount Springfield-

- I'll- - [ Grunting ] Give me that.

Send us your snapshots, and if we select yours, you win a fabulous mystery prize.

Oh, no, I never touch the stuff. But you don't have to be drunk to know the value of Amway.

Please don't tell Lenny and Carl I said that, 'cause if I ever lost 'em as friends-

Now when the mama bird returns to feed her babies we'll have a prize-winning picture.

And that's when you realized you were an alcoholic?

You took six silver bullets for me.

Ow! Bart, that's hot.

Disgracefully hilarious.

I see you finally hit rock bottom.

In Germany it's ''crappenfest.''

I can sink much lower

See, Homer? It's not so bad.

Ha! Look like Milhouse's mom finally threw out his blankie.

Sometimes I don't even know who you are anymore.

Summary of todays Weekly: [BURPING] [ALL LAUGHING]

To keep ourselves sober, and to network. So let's get started.

You know who else I like is that, uh, Leo Sayer.

- Now dance, rummy. - O-Okay.

I can't do this. My nerves are shot.

I won't let you give up now when you worked so hard-

You lie! Why would I not remember my own-

They wanna see celebrities at their worst.

- I will. - Me too.

[ Stairs Squeaking ]