Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't be too hard on yourself, Butters. You can't help being a douchebag.

Oh, welcome, partner.

They've got the employees and some school kids held hostage.

Stop right now! It's over!

You mean that annoying place where employees won't break character?

- You see that there feller? - Yeah.

(No, they don't wanna see a child die!)

Those early settlers didn't have the modern conveniences

to unlock that there jail door, shuck 'em up?

I'm going to ask you again, what is the door code to the tunnel?

- All right, let's be partners, Kyle. - I hate you, remember?

Quick! Are you ready? We gotta jump!

That's it! Tell me the code or you die!

You make my life so right, super fun time

I've never heard of something called a door code.

It's where I buy all my supplies an' sich.

(What? Hey, let go.)

Excellent. Now listen, everyone, we're going to be all right.

Mister David Palmer of Colorado Springs!

You'll be going away for a long time. Was it worth it?

Please, if you must take anyone,

Look, I found this at the rear of the park.

Hey, Murderin' Murphy.

Goddamnit you people are fucking insane!

And Do Whatever You Want All The Time, You could miss it.

I am the fucking bad man!