Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I love you both.
- The other piece. - "The Meaning of Life."
Everybody, this is my friend and decorator, Ron Dellasandro.
I don't think...
Well, money's no object.
The car my dad got me for graduation is totaled.
- Great. - Sunday, 12:30.
Sounds familiar.
Yeah, you little shit!
...and the family business.
as soon as I make it really big I'm going fluff and fold
Are you the maniac that's been trying to cut in on my line?
What about your father?
We're dealing with a first-time offender here.
Well, you always wanted to look like Elizabeth Taylor, and now you do.
It's nutritious.
Leslie has to marry me soon.
- Hey, thanks for bailing me out. - Again.
...and it was the best peanut butter and jelly sandwich...
Kevin, you need to stop thinking so much and fall in love again.
"I'm hunting wabbit."
I'm gonna get the right job.
Oh, I love you! I've always loved you!
He's just not ready to face reality yet. I'll get back to you.
Six franchises.
At the frat house, I'd crawl out of Alec's window on the roof with my horn.
Actually, I should thank you.
When someone asks how my dogs are
Good luck.
Billy, four months after graduation...
Wait till my father hears the car is totaled.
...until now.
Impact.
Divorce
That's good because I owe everyone else.
May I assume the accident left you injury-free?
Oh, we'll have plenty. We'll be fine. There'll be enough.
I'd be very happy to find a lovely table for you...
Ever think about it?
But then again, it is small and ugly. Here.
She lost all my Dad's money, is on her deathbed and puts me as her next of kin.
I just have to ship her there.
This place is great.
Senator Hodges?
Have I abused our relationship too much...
Thank you very much.
I think the bars are closed.
I'm fat, I'm thin. I'm blond, I'm brunette.
Why would you think I'm gay?
I work out of my house. You must be available 24 hours a day.
I'm sorry, Wendy.
So you gonna get the old job back?
...I won Best Haiku Poem.
Wendy, you're not fat.
- The hospital. - What?
Kirbo, come here. Where have you been?
Obsessed
Look, there's gonna be no more drinking.
Did you get your car fixed?
So are you still...
Of course, she's in a coma, which really pisses me off.
Love sucks.
I should have known.
That's okay.
Kirby Keager.
"I'll be fine here."
- She's out of control. - Since the day we met her.
And do they?
But then she went crazy. And now she's locked herself in the apartment.
...write a bestseller and become the host of my own talk show.
I won't come between two old roommates.
Drunk, definitely. I don't know if you can call it driving.
Who's that?
Here's my roommate, Judith. She hates me.
On June 1...
I mean, it was an accident.
Could I see you in the men's room, please?
Excuse me.
I'll never be a cop in D.C.
It's busy. Where'd you go?
If I don't come up with a cheaper solution, I'll end up a bag lady.
- Billy's on the roof! - What?
Please.
The one and only Billy the Kid!
The hysterical laughter heard most frequently from schizophrenic paranoids
Deep down, I'm sure for a long time...
Ron, Kevin's here! Kevin, wait, please.
I'm sorry I'm late.
Yeah, I'll call.
- Quick! - Help! Alec, pull him up!
And this is our first store, built in 1953.