Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Am I part of your props?
Me neither.
...get called in on an emergency duty tonight?
Sex isn't love.
You want some brandy?
Since he started volunteer moonlighting for Senator Hodges.
Nice to meet you. You wanna sit with us?
- Who wants to know? - Kirby Keager!
And I would really like it...
Obituaries isn't writing. All my characters die.
I'm getting a boner now!
I'm gonna kill myself.
I say.
Great.
- There are some educational... - Just give me my check.
I'm just trying to facilitate the marriage process.
It is that.
I have her hospital schedule.
...telling me she's having an affair with her boss.
Did she get remarried already?
But he's very, very straight. And very taken.
Okay, you're under arrest.
Moving up, Kirbo.
When did you win these writing awards?
Of course, you do know what it means to have drunk driving on your record?
Remember Ray Slater?
Kevin's here. He says he wants to say hello.
Good evening.
I love it!
These Arabs have been forcing me to do coke...
- I'm sorry. - It's all right.
Working for a Republican senator pays more...
Get off me! Get off of me!
...studying to become a lawyer.
She went skiing.
What did Kevin tell you?
You did it!
Oh, my God!
You have really grown into a fine-looking woman.
...and the reality of divorce and the need for divorce lawyers.
Dale Biberman. I can't believe it.
Jules, sometimes I think you make these dramas up to test me.
I love it.
And I'm a lawyer.
You're not with Kevin playing my records?
Did you hear about Betty Rothberg?
Good deal.
You have such sensitivity.
Forget it, counselor.
I said get your hands off my wife.
- Did you see her? - Who?
No, no. It was Annie Hall.
Let me drive you home.
I'm coming through this door!
Dangerous question.
- How much coke did you do? - Don't know. They have barrels full.
That isn't a job. It's killing time until you get married.
- And to be impressive. - Oh, yes, sir.
I just can't deal with the little missis. Can I crash?
We're taking you to lunch. Le Petit Château.
Okay?
Bye.
Jules, you're advanced on your salary by two months.
Me?
What should I do?
I want you to be honest.
When someone asks me about my dogs
I, of course, have the wrong hair.
I'm gonna keep in touch.
Wend, I was...
- Blowtorch? - Give it to me.
You know all those nights we stayed up talking?
- It's all financial, an illusion. - It's the only one that counts.
Ohh, I’m so sorry
I broke your shower!
I graduated.
I don't think I have enough food to feed them.
Jules, there's the brink of insanity, and then there is the abyss...
Forrester's waiting. Did the hospital call? Did my step-monster die?
This is so great!
Come on!
Because I thought you were gay.
- Really? - We need somebody to get us drugs.
- ...which you have fallen into. - Don't be ashamed.
I don't want to be friends.
No, you did not.