Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When someone asks me about my dogs

Why is it that you and Jules and my mother...

I can't even organize my thoughts into anything for the paper.

We're all going through this.

I have to know. Is it the fat chick from the party?

Where do you get the money for all this?

After she left for work this morning...

You still a virgin?

Why don't we go to Hoolihan's?

We've had the best talks we've ever had.

I couldn't write anything till you.

It's a secret. I guess you wouldn't understand that either.

The hysterical laughter heard...

When someone asks how my dogs are?

You were a senior when I started Georgetown.

God! How do women do this every night...

You gotta be so...

- Married? We just moved in together. - I know. It's great, isn't it?

Then you can't be sure you'll get it. With Naomi...

Guess what? You guys will never believe it.

Get yourself some hot clothes, and get yourself a man...

Foolish pipe dream. I had to grab my financial opportunities while I could.

You little shit!

Did you tell her I was giving a goddamn party for her?

It's because of you.

I know. It's like stopping smoking.

Come and get them.

You're very talented.

It's our time on the edge.

Because all that time...

Did you know there are as many students in law school...

The guy I was going out with before I met you?

How about brunch Sunday?

Here. Long ride.

Say, Bill, the day I married Rachael...

You miss school, don't you?

And here's the worst of all.

We could probably still get an annulment.

...that expresses your lifestyle as the perfect couple?

- Open the door. - She's in there.

- Love sucks. - Yep.

You remember Ron.

You should have brought the red dress. Red drives men wild.

- How's your stepmother? - Hanging on, the old witch.

Yeah. How about you?

Good. I have to check in with the death squad now.

I'm very average. Full of flaws.