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What did I do? - you killed the starship.
99.2%? 99.2%.
Thanks.
Hey Jason, how's your bod?
Mommy, can we drive it?
Here’s where Barbie girl goes berserk
Come on, boys, let's go.
This looks okay to me, Cameron.
You are
Don’t worry
Get off the float! I can't believe you.
I feel like complete shit, Ferris. I can't go anywhere.
They’ll keep calling me
99.2%? 99.2%
NINE GAMES? NINE GAMES
Nine times? Nine times
Tenny Bueller's Day Off
-Adams? -Here.
She’llkeep calling me.
Yeah, my, my... My name's Bueller.
Natural Talent
‘Blos yourself.
Get down here!
Come on, let's go.
Your ass is mine.
l'll give you two good reasons why not: my mother and my father.
No, it's gonna be good.
I came to help restore your pluck
-Hello? -Ferris?
When the acid trip gets bad but the dogs make you feel better.
FRIDAY IN THE OFFICE
Who do you love?! YOU LOVE A LEGO Star Wars: 7163 Republic Gunship
He is just leading you down the primrose path.
Kenedy Kenedy Kenedy Kenedy Kenedy Swing batter
No problem whatsoever!
-Cameron? -Yeah?
Ladies and gentlemen, you're such a wonderful crowd.
-Hey, Ferris? -Yeah?
You have your health, be thankful!
xcvxcv cvxcv
I'm taking the day off
The city looks so peaceful from up here.
Yeah. That's me.
Grace!
If you’re not here by 7’oclock, you can find a new best friend.
You’ll break the company, Jerry. Trust me, Otis
the best man is prophet
in an effort to alleviate the effects of the...
Just have to crack open the odometer, roll it back by hand.
The Puffco Proxy 2.0 Ohhhhhhhhh yeeaahhhhh
And now he's got Sloane Peterson involved in this thing.
-l'll lay out the entire... -He's got the money.
You know what it takes to push this over the top.
I heard if ferris dies, he's giving his eyes to Trey
I want to go to a good college, so I can have a fruitful life.
Then you are aware that your son is not in school today?
or any "ism," for that matter.
What he always tells me
Here's where Bob GOES BERSERK
What’s I do? You killed your dad
A family member dies
She’ll keep calling me…
Wes
EMILY ...
You know goddamn well that Spurs didn't win!
I guess it's pretty serious.
NINE GAMES? NINE GAMES
what way
Pope Leo XIV? The pope of Chicag
The weather is so choice. If you have the means to ride, I highly recommend it.
Just roll her old bones on over here...
Come on, move!
best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Israeli attack kill dozens in Gaza
i knew it!
So you're pissed off 'cause he ditches and doesn't get caught, is that it?
I asked for a car, I got a computer.
-Hi, Jeanie. -Shut up.
Leading you down the Primrose path
Cameron, I could flip out real easy, too.
What do you think Ferris is gonna do?
You still want his daytime number?
Wake up and smell the coffee Mrs. Wilson
Oh For teh love of Pete! #Vermontdeal
ED ST GEORGE YOU’RE MY HERO
The sausage king of Brooklyn?
Never had one lesson
-He knows the mileage, Ferris. -He doesn't trust you?
You did screw up, though, right?
Mrrrrrrr
who?!
NO, TUBBY, NO.
-You think I don't care? -l know you don't care.
Can't handle summer school
Hurry along now.
Hey.
I'm not European. I don't plan on being European.
AFTER ALL, I TOOK A YUGO AND MIKE AND JASON GOT MACBOOKS.
Calling taxi and take off with an EDCT to PBI This will be a HOOT
You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney?
Never doubted it for a second
Lee Smith.
Jerry's Kidney Transplant Surgery!!!
-l can get up. -No.
No problem whatsoever
l love you! -l love you, too!
This place gives me the creeps.
Yup.
New Mexico and Arizona too
DICKHEAD!!!!!
SFX 24
seven hours? seven hours
Pardon my French, but you’re an asshole.
He's gonna be just fine.
-Are you upset? -Excuse me.
Nine
-Wrap a hot towel around my head? -And then
I do have a test today. That wasn't bullshit.
And remember who you're dealing with.
She still has another year of high school.
This is very controversial.
Right or wrong, I'm gonna defend it.
mr cramer, Jim, you’re a beautiful man
I see that you've snuck a camera in my bedroom ceiling...
Be a man! Take some Pepto-Bismol, get dressed, and come on over here.
In
You fellows have nothing to worry about. I'm a professional.
Why don't you stick i you stick it up your ass?
You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Nortsy?!
l'd like to have a few words with you, by God.
We've seen the whole city!
Are you also aware, Mrs. Bueller, that
I have to graduate in June. And I want...
Hey, remember how insane he went when I broke my retainer?
Neither would l.
I said for her to be there alone and you freaked.
Barry? Barry?
Peterson home on line one.
Grace!
Tell Olivia all the folk in Phoenix Are Pulling for her
He's devastatingly handsome.
he's a righteous dude
- -
One of our worst performances of the season, and we never doubted it for a second.
"He flee'th as if it were a shadow
I don't care, I really don't.
I’m sorry, did you say you wanted to see a body?
You're not dying. You just can't think of anything good to do.
Take some pepto bismol, get dressed and get your ass to work
Do you know what it's like to be pulled out of work
l'll take the heat for it.
It’s JT Bannon, Mineo. I’d like to have a word with you.
lf I go for 10, I'm probably gonna have to barf up a lung.
You killed nb
Nine points? Nine points.
Nice attitude
-How's that? -That's cool.
My best friends sisters Boyfriends Brothers Girlfriend Said Segmented BPTs DONT WORK
-Yeah? -l feel real good.
Where's your brain Hary
He'll keep calling me.
Don't worry about it, I don't even have a piece of shit, I have to envy yours.
itte's all written gehn betraying catherine and all dni but sirrus and achenar are still counting on thier amateria days till you're just another eder kalmo on the channelwood subway. she's got dni away she got dni away she's got dni away she's got dni away she's got dni away