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to run a full diagnostic from the bottom up.
You two go look for it,
Sorry. Just stretching.
Ooh.
Oh, you mean the truth?
Okay? What does a centipede have?
What?! No! Billups loves his virginity.
No. I have to do this.
My royal engineers can't seem to suss out the hiccup.
You pulled me off the Dansk mission?!
Just call me Billups. Thank you.
[grunting]
Okay, now that I can do.
Are you kidding? I loved it!
BILLUPS: Faking your death, blowing up your own ship?
[electrical humming]
You must start eating eggs.
[Billups muttering]
[grunts] I've got to stop Billups from doing the do!
Yeah, you wouldn't want the guy getting pincered.
All right, I'll reassign him. Bummer.
Did you grow up in a castle?
-[yells, grunts] - Ooh, so close.
just let me access your computer mainframe,
Oh, no, no, no. It's going to town on the rations.
REPLICATOR: Black licorice. Black.
Are you [bleep] kidding me?!
[cackling echoes]
A little part of him is still alive.
I'd have to resign from Starfleet and take the throne.
COMPUTER 1: You'll do nothing of the sort,
Ugh!
Yeah, I've heard the rumors.
a fancy cruiser stuffed with puffy monarchs.
to get out of here.
The least nutritious food that tastes the most like poison.
We're not supposed to interact with it.
You're just jealous 'cause you pulled a boring cargo trip
Ugh. This is exactly why I got you reassigned.
- Captain, we have completed the... - PAOLOANA: Ah!
Oh, please. Like you would ever have the guts to...
- I'll just strap him up. - Wait.
Oh, Your Majesty, what hath happened?
you'd still be alive and comfortable.
I want to be a Starfleet officer like you!