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Yeah, I don't know what the hell I'm gonna do.

Bobcat! Get your ass out here!

And that was the second time I got crabs

I miss you I love you

Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring, Banana Phone! Wassup, baby girl?

- Oh, I got brass buns. - You should join the band.

If This video Gets 100 comments. I will do a channel Oh! Yeah you don’t

(Arguing Again) (Bill Slaps Riley in The Face)

- Hi, John. - Hi, darlin'.

- Get over here. - Tickle, tickle.

Open your throat, relax the jaw.

And you know who that was?

- Hey! - Don't touch the crime scene, rodent!

Oh op, You sad lonely man

I'm all microsoft

Uh, sure. I can tell you a joke. Are you okay with that? Okay.

You should know this.

- I don't know what that is! - Liter is French...

Roger, checking!…

-Ah, a headlamp -Better than the crap you pull, MAC

Tiger, grow a damn mustache why don't ya?

Yeah. That's right, doofus. Move it along.

Due to COVID, I regret to inform you we are going to close your business. Good luck, MI. And give your family my best. Sincerely, Governor Fuckhead

NO. THAT'S RABBIT'S.

The Americans try to keep him in line, but, nah.

yarn memes died

Well, you're gonna have to be more specific.

- Sounds like y'all have a hog problem. - Oh, watch it, Mac.

I got you good you fucker

I got the latest shit list, gentlemen.

I'm not much of a man, really.

We’re going over the border to Canada For some French fries and gravy, Sir

Why do you choose to treat me with such disrespect?

Foss, grown the damn mustache already

Cou...Couch Fucker!

What’s up boys?!

Let's see what you've got, O'Hagan.

- Whatever's free. - Take it easy, Rod.

You're talking about Shenanigans, right?

(Becomes depression and emo again) Alright. This is it. I’m gonna kill myself! (Hanged himself in committed suicide) (Clapped) R.I.P YARN Memes (2015-2025) Died from: Committed suicide. Reason: Not getting Poppy Playtime Chapter 4 from Howard.

Ma'am, I hate to do this to you, but would you-

My cruiser weighs 16,000 kg.

I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy who says "Optics"

(Runt Drinks Riley's Penis) (Riley Let Runt Stuck His Dick Into a Blender)

Grow a goddamn mustache, why don't ya?

- So that's it, huh? - C.C.S. Rockman Bulletproofing is the tops!

Big check! Want to go punch for punch?

- Yeah. No problem. - Excuse me one second. No.

You're all under arrest for stealing a Spurbury police vehicle.

I told you It was those kids with the wrenches

You must have lost like, 0 bucks worth of lost categories, and 1 dollar from tied categories Soooo, if i could get that 1 dollar..just, when you get a chance

And we also used blanks.

Her ass is already toned. She can’t tone it any further!

Mr. "Sunshine on My Goddamn Shoulders," John Denver.

- There's a new billboard. - Casino le Fantastique?

Catch any speeders today?

- Sorry. - You should be.

You're a sick motherfucker mac

Holy shit! It's a cool Winnebago.

So Much Of My Authority Is Derived From The Power Right Here

I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says "ba da ba ba ba""

Calling me back to back Awesome prank Farva

I’m-I’m already efficient, man! Be efficient further, man!

Maven? I'm all Power Platform

Well, come on, baby, won't you take a little taste

You're a Sick Motherfucker Mac

Likewise... autocorrect/the movie

Cut it out, you guys. Knock it off.

[ Cackling ] I got a good feelin' about this.

Tell him Donkey, make him look like a dick

Remember when you said I should buy a lottery ticket? So I'ma, I'm gonna need that 30 bucks. Ya know. Whenever you get a chance.

Awesome meme farva

rabbit playing 0dte spx now...

No, Farva, you are under arrest for being a total and complete fuckhead!

Does that look like cred to you?

Sue Me! Sue Me!

I'm freaking out, man!

- Oh, shit! Waaaaa-hooooooo! - He killed the cops!

We're already buttfucked!

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I’m already following, I can’t follow any more

Must have been my sixth or even seventh peak

Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread.

Oh, we're working on it.

Mike, you didn't eat both those bags, did you?

HEY, GOOD-LOOKIN'...

- Then you should stay here. - But I can't if they transfer me.

I’ll take six schlitz-es

and how are you gonna own up to all that beryl rouletterette? well i'll gamble it all off from a €344 bill in 7 card stud.

Quit your day job Quit your day job

Oh, Rabbit, he's killing you. I got Thorny in front by a lot.

And if we keep up these low numbers, you can bet your sweet butts...

Unless you get caught, this could happen

Well, we got about, uh, twenty desk lamps.

I swear to god I'm going pistol whip the next guy that says curse wheel

WHAT'D YOU SAY, MAN?

Desperation is a stinky cologne, Brad..

Well It's illegal. I know that.

- and smells like rainbow sherbet. - Does it sound like that when I say it?

Where'd you learn that Cheech? Drug school

Happy National Doctor’s Day How your fam will celebrate when you come home

He’s already reinforced

There something funny here, boy?

Fuck you, Riley! Will Riley be okay?

And, no, we're not doin' it.

Too much! That’s too much! You mean. Two much! That’s two much!

Nobody owns the leaves. God owns-its gods leaves

Would you mind stepping down from there with your license and registration?

Gimme A, Uh, 3 all pro seats

You can always come work in my shop.

Hey, I got no hard feelings. Nothin' a few beers can't fix, right?

Ah, what the fuck?

Oh yeah, that's a lot of numbies

you owe me 20 laps around the bar. Let's go.

The work's still comin' true

SEE IF THEY GOT ANY BANANA FOSTER

He's Big Bear He's Iron Tough He's Big Bear, But Hates the Heat

- Okay. - Heads up!

A bar of soap Awesome prank Farva

You want to move that, buddy. Now!

She could econo me

Yeah. You wanna tell that to O'Hagan? Maybe we can borrow his car today.

YOU CRAPPED ON MY HEART

They think I'm Mexican.

AND SMOKING THE REEFER.

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Hey, YARN Memes! All The clip for this URL is not available, folks! Okay, we'll be working on it! And why is two voices?

- Hail to thee! - Hail to thee!

- How did the undercover thing go? - Well, not so good.

Sounds like someone got a little too excited At their husband's work party

is cahill still in mexico?

We’re already social distancing, we can’t social distance any farther.

I mean a murder at 27 Charles Street….

That girl's not yours. You don't own the girl.

And we're gonna buy you a tank.

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Where'd you get the Canadian tuxedo?

You'll get your chance, Rook. Shots?

- How you feelin' there Mac? - - Good enough to fuck your mother!

I already joined I can't join any fsrthert

Hey, stop jumping on the bed.

Wanna read a book And investigate this shooting with mega huger boners

Move that gigantic cotton candy!

Oh, wait. He's got your name written on it.

I swear to god I’ll pistol-whip the next guy who posts a “smells like bitch” meme

- Please, yes- - Fuckin' pig!

I can't duct tape it I already duct taped it

But the car's stolen.

Hey, Mac! You still have that Halloween costume?

appropriate me appropriate me

No! They keep me on dispatch. I didn't know what to do when I found out about it.

I'm freaking' out, man.

You just humped the mayor's wife and burnt down City Hall.

That’s a lotta dimp!

Ma'am, I need you to calm down.

Dat's a lot of booze!

Maybe we should take another look.

When they try to take more freedom away He cant pull over any further!

she's not my cousin

Meow, what is so damn funny?

Well, I mean, yeah. Not really. Kind of.

- Ma'am, tell me your location. - He's right in front of the building...

Now you stop laughin' right meow.

- Eight-Donna-Peanut-Eunuch. - Roger. Checking.

who wants an eberflus? i do! i do! i vant en eebrfloose!!!!!

Then in '75, he had to hand the award off to the new one.

What if someone walks onto your beach, right? Let's say if you do own it.

Grady, get your ass out here

OH, LOOK, A BAR OF SOAP.

and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners?

Yeah, I got it.

Mr. "Sunshine on My Goddamned Shoulder" John Denver

I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet

- Move it, move it, move it. - We want a drink! Come on.

EVERYONES ALREADY LONG THEY CANt GET LONGER!

Except for the one about how we pulled over AC/DC's bus...

I’ll have a litre of Cola

BUFFERING AND ...

Is that the same car, man?

I'd activate my car's wings and fly away

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Don’t forget to cup the balls

america, your long national nightmare...continues. hit the twitterverse.

c'mon, car ramrod

- What about me? - Burton, somebody's got to stay here.

I’ll put a cap in that pig’s ass.

15k, huh? Almost made it.

Yeah, I know it was coming. Look, we’re not getting any younger, and we gotta decide now!

- This investigation is already under control. - Well, now it is.

Radio, we're in high-speed pursuit of a white Miata heading' southbound on Route 294.

Desperation is a stinky cologne.

LITERALLY, WHAT I SAID WAS "YEAH, SURE, SIR."

But, why, Howard? I really wanted a game! Cuz you’re not getting a game, YARN Memes. You’ve been all this, to get this stupid game, you threw stuff, you broke stuff. You’re not getting a game, YARN Memes, and that’s final! (Sighs)

We already voted for her We can’t vote any harder

Now things are getting kinky.

So much of my authority is derived from the power right here

Oh, look out for Thorny, Master of psychology

edf, ce, c, a, efe!

Maybe this is the key.

everyone is already long. they cant get any longer

- All right. Somebody get me a VTR copy of this thing.

DAMN NEEEEEGGGAAAA

Better than the crap you pull, Mac.

- Farva went schizoid. - That's good.

All right, all right. Let's get started.

And that was the third time my apartment flooded

I was hittin' his ass so hard with that hose.

Don't use that boyfriend voice with me, Foster!

When Riley starts recording, Riley shakes her ass like Boog from Open Season. And then she stopped recording. And then she found out that her YouTube account got terminated. She had a big idea. Bill checked her Riley's new account. (Riley's Channel: DO NOT REPORT) Bitch girl. To be continued...

And if you really want to choke somebody, you gotta hit the Adam's apple.

I did nazi that coming

WELL, I SAID "YEAH, SURE."

I mean, because I'm ready to go out on patrol.

So, I'm gonna need That 130 buck....You know....

Would you mind stepping down from there with your license and registration?

LOOK WHAT I FOUND! A TWO-BY-FOUR!

but what-literally, what I said was, "Yeah, sure, cers."

It's really funny, Cap. It's Afghanistanimation.

Yeah. What's this guy movin'?

Hey! Bear fucker!

Clint while in Rapid city. What are ya, drunk? Drunk enough to kick your ass.

… dont forget to cup the balls.

- Is the guy- - Oh, yeah. Yeah!

Okey Silly Dokey o

While Mott smokes the whole bag. Please, no.

Take it easy, rod

He's this Russian leader that travels around the world

They got me runnin' so many miles...

Little Girl Dancing To Old Spice Bearglove Song

Same guys who make our flak jackets.

Awesome prank, Farva