Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's this monkey that basically travels around the world...

I swear to God I’ll pistol-whip the next guy who says “bespoke”

THAT'S ALOTTA TEXT

I don’t know what that is….

We're gonna let Check know how this community feels about its law enforcement

Give me six Schlitzes Fuck it whatever’s free

Officer, this is a major problem...

He's already up early He can't get up an earlier!

Come on Farva, man! Same team! Same team!

You’re talking about Fellatio right?

- Grady's goin' down! - Yeah!

Hey, stop jumping on the bed.

Give me six schlitzes

I can't pull over-Sir, I'm already pulled over!

I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says "shenanigans"

- Sixty-three. - Officer, isn't-isn't the speed limit 65?

Which makes them not shenanigans at all, really.

You know I'm cool. But I can take no responsibility for these two white devils.

Hey, Bearfucker!

Cause here comes the fun part

and she's gonna be swinging through here on her way to Burlington.

- He certainly is, ma'am. - Oh, I think he's going to the window again.

Gimmie a, uh, liter of cancelled.

I’m all Uber eat…

We're about to get shut down anyway.

- Foster? - Yeah?

I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says, "schmeckles."

That's what happens when you start hanging out with a state trooper.

Uh huh, I’m impressed.

Don’t forget to cup the balls

Google maps are confusing She can't pull over any further!!

I swear to god I'll pistol whip The next guy who says "Axolotl"

I feel like I just gotta get into that Winnebago.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'll PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT GUY WHO SAYS "COLLECTIONS"

oh look, another affiliate site

Nobody owns the water. God owns-It's Biden’s water.

I’d buy a ten million dollar car

Me getting chalked up before a lift

- Funny, but nothin' there. - Maybe you missed something.

HEY, GOOD LOOKIN'.

The Next Day... Saturday Bye, Teacher!

Did you put meme created fastest, Noah?

"Good luck in Sherburne, John.

- Very funny, 91. - Thank you, Radio.

I feel like a real cop again.

TAG 'EM, AND BAG 'EM!

So, I'm gonna... I'm gonna need that French Fry back by Friday

SO, YOU ARE OKAY THEN?

You there, bear fucker! Do you need assistance?

Burnett getting ready For the Weekend!

Give me six Schlitzes.

- Hey, what the fuck? - Oh-oh!

Littering and smoking the reefer.

expanse. expanse.

I'm already AUTo'd In Auto in farther

Whoo-hoo! That's one stinky pyramid.

- but I think I should call Ursula. - No way!

..THE LICE HATE THE SUGAR.

You guys drive a hard bargain, but-

Gimme a 3 liter of bronco

- Bye-bye. - Later, dude.

I swear to god I'll pistol whip mouser if he calls a deep pass

Yes. I'm gonna kill you!

"So Much Of My Authority Is Derived From The Power

Investors dude!

000000000000000! LILY LOUD!!! HOW DARE YOU PUT YOUTUBE VIDEOS! THAT IS IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED FOREVER!!! AND I'M DELETING YOUR YOUTUBE VIDEOS! NOW GO TO BED! Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah!!!

Fell off the groom again today

Canadian grass, Ah.

Snow in the Springs eh? Almost made it

Assault rifles are already banned They can't be banned any further

- I'm tryin' to apologize here. - Sir, this is not a civilian channel.

Ahhh... Biker! I'm an idiot!

License and registration, horse fucker! neighhh!!

- I'm growin' mine. - Oh, you're growin' yours, are ya?

They want us to blow it.

I can’t reinforce any more

Come on, Rabbit. You can do it.

I swear to god I'll pistol-whip the next guy who says algorithm

I got my own car, now. I get to bust criminals!

You son of a bitch!

Mr. "Sunshine on My Goddamn Shoulders," John Denver.

Almost made it...

whenever you get a chance.

Your bust. You know there's a dead chick in there?

All right, Thorny. Pop it over to Channel Five.

- That's a lot of pot. - Thinkin' back to your tour days with the Dead, Rabbit?

- Look, fellas... - Bite it, Rook. Make him look like a dick.

French Quarter isn't a Highway. This is NOPD jurisdiction.

Tell 'em all to fuck off Tell 'em all to fuck off

THEY CAN'T LUMP US IN WITH THOSE MARTIANS

I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says, "AI"

There will be no more running of marijuana...

Hey America You uh wanna do a repeat?

Just give me the file.

Amanda's Bachelorette Party 2017

I Can Take No Responsibility For These White Devils

Don't forget to cup the balls.

How could you know to look underneath the bed?

That'll happen That will happen....

- Sorry. - Tilt it.

What the hell is this? We got local pigs runnin' around?

you deal with the bezel gaps

STINKS LIKE SHILLS IN HERE

I Got You Good, You Fu##er!

Christ…we look like A buncha pussies!

We have to inventory our equipment.

Hey, good-looking'. You catch any speeders today?

When someone says that youre not going to see your dog anymore

I THINK HE SAID, "YEAH, SURE."

Happy Thanksgiving Chicken Fuckers

Gimmie 6 Schlitzes Fuck it. Whatevers free

- And, no, we're not doin' it. - Ah, hell.

Quer ser preso é?

- We should have taken him out the back and shot him.

Do you need me out there? Do you need my assistance?

Do you need me out there? Do you need my assistance?

Do we look like the two dumbest PAs in the world to you?

- Oh. - I was trying to stop it without getting brought down.

What kind of animal is Chester the Cheetos mascot?

LOOK WHAT I FOUND! A TWO BY FOUR!

Outta the car! Goddamn it!

Ah, yes, those ballsy little punks who took your car door off...

Before sex. Riley, GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! Is that... Bye-bye phone!

- Uh, sixty-five? - Sixty-three.

Where’d the sound equipment go?

ah biker, i'm an idiot

You got to get over there and you got to cuff her.

Oh look, a bar of soap

Desperation is a stinky cologne, Jared.

Jordan! Put Your Game Face On!

Mac-Attack! Wanna go punch for punch?

Sorry about the light there.

Definitely. Definitely better over there.

hey man look at the pig fugue you jinxed it

I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in them...

You got it, Captain. Come on, meatball.

That's a lotta dimp

Yeah, Farva, I got a Porsche, brown, Washington plates-

We got 50 miles of highway. That stretch of highway is ours.

Day after vasectomy

Double baco cheeseburger It's for the Texas national guard

'Sup Bone Diddleys?

We weren't talkin' about you, you big idiot.

Look what I found! A two-by-four!

AND A LADY NEVER TELLS

When you buddy asks what he hit on

- I'll have one. - I said, who wants a shot?

WHAT'S UP, BONE DIDDLIES? DID I MISS THE SONG?

hey man waze dommes

Yeah, those stories about us are mostly lies, really.

AND YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WIN

- Uh, well, you know those really cheap Japanese cartoons?

What? I don't know. Two minutes?

- This is no problem? - Put your hands on the car and spread 'em.

We were driving way too fast

HEY, GOOD LOOKIN'..

Ah, bilker! I'm an idiot.

I'll believe that when me shit turns purple...

Tag ‘Em & Bag ‘Em!

Wanna drink coffee until We have mega huge boners

I'll do you one better, Captain.

Easy, Ken. Easy, Ken. Easy, Ken. Easy, Ken.

Who wants a Mustache ride

- Qu'est-ce-que c'est ca? - English!

You boys like Cleveland?

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Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Most of the local cops will probably already be at the banquet.

A monkey tattoo. Sounds kinda flimsy.

come in, sarah - do you copy? I will not be at home at 11:00am

and over here we have contestant number 22... boray boray!

you girls like mexico?

Desperation is a stinky cologne, JA

- and, like, 30 bucks worth of shrooms, man. - Who's the man?

Where’d you learn that one, Cheech? Pork school!?

Awesome prank farva

And you can't say, "Buy the Cleveland Cavaliers."

based on professional courtesy and mutual boredom.

Goddamnit! Here!

My head's already down. It can't go down any farther.

Then in '24 he had to hand his campaign off to the new manager.

Desperation is a stinky cologne Liz

Hey, stop jumping on the bed. Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherfucker

Hey, congratulations. You're the one millionth person to say that to me.

OPENING DAY DUUUDE!

YOU GOTTA OPEN YOUR THROAT..

- Shut up, Farva. - I can be there-

Roger. Checking Thank you radio

Roger, checking!

Ah biker... I'm an idiot

- Aye, aye, Captain. - I gotta call Ursula.

Damn, that's good!

Cuz here comes the fun part... COREYS ASLEEEP!

When your Wife gets into a school sports text thread with other parents...

Nobody? Okay, No Russ.

Ahhh.. Biker! I'm an idiot!

OFFICER, THAT...

Serena shotgun Chevys tablet Chevy, it's tablet check time! Give it to me!

DISREGARD THAT RABBIT

So I’m gonna need that $470, Whenever you get a chance…

Open bar, dude!

Poppy Playtime: Chapter 4, Howard. YARN Memes, you’re not getting the game!

It is? Oh my god!

RB1 huh? Almost made it.

YOU CATCH ANY SPEEDERS TODAY?

Uncle Fred? Who's Uncle Fred?

Come in, MSAT. don't call me msat, unit 91. don't call me unit 91, MSAT!

Co-op buy one get one dude!

Smothered me in gravy, you big, dirty man.

So I’m gonna- I’m gonna need 175 bucks. You know…whenever you get a chance.

Well, I don't want to mince words, John, but it doesn't look too good.

I got a ticket to ride on that rocket

perhaps some spanking and cuffing is in order

You have a station full of crappy cops.

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Oh you know it!

SEE, THERE YOU HAVE IT.

they are maxed out!!! I can’t max them out any further

So, what we have to do is distract whoever they leave there.

You're not Mexican?

WHAT AN ASSHOLE

LITTERING AND, UH-

bite it, rook. make him look like a dick.

Yeah, that's true.

Just release the damn thing!

- Yes, sir? - Yes, sir.

Soaked in gravy, you big, dirty, old man

In the name of justice John Q. Public can trust us

Oh, did you see that? He kissed that guy!

give me six dollar dogs

- What do you got? - No guns. They got flares.

It's already white! She can't make it white any farther!

WE WERE DRINKING WAY TOO MUCH

Hey, Charlie's Angel.

So I’m gonna need that $470 Whenever you get a chance…

My son was killed and we need help in burying him on the 25th some one shot my 24 year old son a few times is there a way to get help burying him thank u

For twenty bucks, I’ll call this guy a couch-fucker!

- I was afraid I'd lose my job. - Oh.

Let's see. You are an expendable line item on a state spending bill.

- You sound like a fuckin' wienie. - Gimme the radio.

smoking the reefer

We've already shorted 1000% We can't short it any farther

Mac, now I'm gonna pay you. But I shouldn't, cause it should have been me the whole time.

Who wants to get crushed by FCC? I do! I do!

When Josh tries to provide advice for Blurple

GREETINGS! HA-HA!

Well, around my house, my wife knows to refill the T.P.

I don't think it's a healthy time for him to move.

- for some French fries and gravy, sir.

I KNOW WE DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER I LIKE YOU

- Smy, you mark it off. - Back it up, Grady. I'm serious.

I invented this gag, Rabbit.

It's not so bad. Good exercise.

Only you, bell, could make a dark man blush

There something' funny here, boy?

A couple of hyenas.