Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

¿Con un trienio ya no soy un pollete?

Eating my carbs While all my low alarms are going off

IT'S PRIME TIME FOR CRIME-TIME!

Desperation is a stinky cologne, Joe

Smothered me in tzatziki you big dirty man!

I'm not sure you could fit into my panties.

Hello in there. This is Officer Rod Farva.

Well, I've been thinking about this.

You got to promise me no more bullshit.

C-Canada. We're goin' over the border to Canada...

And Webers shennanigans are cruel and tragic

DIRECTV Sports Schedule DIRECTV Sports Schedule

Or youre gonna light my ass on fire?

So, I'm gonna-I'm gonna need 130 buck, you know... whenever you get a chance.

- Disregard that, Rabbit. - And you didn't even think to call in your partner?

Yeah, Chief, I'll take a chinchilla

Parking went schizoid. That’s good.

Do we look like the two dumbest guys in the world to you?

Sorry, boys, you're on duty.

You’re a sick motherfucker Mack

Come on now. Shake hands.

this is neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............

I can't approve Sir, I've already approved!

I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says, "shenanigans."

Didnt think you added ger to the group And then I checked

you killed my automation tests

Mr. Galonulkum.

Conor, hit salesforce. Your tagging continues

You are Freaking Out . . . Man

Yeah, but our station got shut down, so-

Oh. Well, I hear you can get an operation for that.

Never shit a shitter

Good one! I did not specify.

Come on. Team Ramrod!

What’s that restaurant you like to eat with all that goofy shit on the walls? You’re talking about Bussy, right?

Find a replacement

We really should be getting back to the jail.

Not a clue. It's totally hidden.

This is not gonna work, how it feels to chew 5 gum

- and the mozzarella sticks? - You mean Shenanigans?

Thank you radio

TASTE LIKE SNOZBERRIES.

- You wanna take this one, Rod? - Hell, yeah!

Don't forget to cup the balls

Unit 91 that error means the config file hasn’t been updated in that env

You, uh, wanna do "Repeat"?

Maybe, uh, I don't know, we could do it again sometime.

No. I've been thinking a lot about what the captain said.

Ha! Lucky guess. I just lost a buck...

Would you like to try on my panties Would you like to try on my panties

And don't forget to tap that keg, guys.

HEY, GOOD LOOKIN'. YOU CATCH ANY SPEEDERS TODAY?

You boys like Mexico?

He will not see that coming

(Riley Vomiting) Oh my God, Riley! Are you okay?

Me every 2 seconds trying to make sure my 4 and almost 2 year old don’t accidentally kill each other

Im cool, but i dont take responsibilty over these devils

give me six schlitzes.... ..whatever is FREE

All right, I’m impressed.

You told me I should buy a lottery ticket. So, so. I'm gonna.. I'm gonna need like 30 bucks. Ya know. Whenever you get a chance.

I'm gettin' shut down. That's a big difference.

already follow cant follow any any harder

Rabbit, get that gun out!

License and registration.

- On your tab, Officer Womack? - Rookie, pay the lady.

- What the fuck? - What the fuck to you too.

It's already corrected. It can't correct any farther!!!

- I'd like to play it straight this time, okay? - Okay.

This is officer Ketsis. Gimme a, uh, liter of cola for my birthday.

Gina. Who got you pregnant?!?!

He can't pull over any farther!

Hey Farva, what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the wall and mozzarella sticks? You mean TP’s?

Berkeley, huh? Almost made it.

Serena shoots Shane's face with a shotgun, but she misses. 911, what's your emergency? Hello, this is Shane Smith. It's my ma, she's gone insane, and she's trying to kill me! Okay, we'll try to deal with this as soon possible, Please remain calm. Thank you.

- Pink stick, eat it or lose it. - Hey, shut your pie hole, buddy.

Desperation Is A Stinky Cologne, John

excuse me lauren thomson are you guampa strorette? i'm not guranteed storps.

Hes cut so much, he can't cut any further

They can’t anti-gun any further!

Everyone is already long. They cant get any longer!

Hey Lank, what’s that restaurant you like, With maple leafs shit on the walls and mozzarella sticks…

- We're like the sons you never had. - If you were my son, Mac...

I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes.

We're already claiming 0 We can't claim 0 any harder

It's a good thing you didn't order hash browns.

- Uh-huh. Uh-huh. - I'm impressed.

goes to my skilled officers, who uncovered the marijuana in that Winnebago.

Actually, you know what?

NOW THINGS ARE GETTING KINKY, NO?

Now you got your goddamn unions Cap, you know I’m not a pro union guy

You cant lump me in with that fuckin' martian

And grow a goddamn moustache, why don't ya?

Not YARN Memes. Ha! (Sally slapped Howard)

Hey, hey, whoa! Whoa!

John Chimpo, I'm told.

I am about this far away from having a bigger budget.

we're already voting for her we can't vote for her any farther

All right. Who wants a mustache ride?

Fuckin' traitor!

I swear to God I’ll pistol whip the next guy who says “crashed out waiting on energy”.

Spurbury Police.

That's fine police work.

LITTERING AND..

GIVE ME SIX SCHLITZ-ES NO SCHLITZ.

- Not for you guys. - Oh, come on.

Double baco cheeseburger It's for the Texas national guard

- Back it up Grady! - Fight, fight, fight!

Oh, wait. Denna got your name written on it.

Sit down rando!

Riley vs. Runt. This Sunday on YARN Memes.

How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch?

they get a little antsy in their pantsy.

Look who’s talking Denim Dan

we're goin' over the border to Canada...

Hey, I came up with a great name for our car.

Let's do your jobs and keep this place open, huh? Let's do it. Farva!

Ahh, Switch. I’m an idiot

- What do you do if you get transferred? - I don't know.

Meow, what is so damn funny

Work on exciting cases. Hey, we could even chase drug dealers together.

I'll tell you when it's time to grow a moustache.

Oh, that little dose? I wouldn’t worry about that little dose

Come on. Come on!

You think you have a nice relationship with someone...

I'm sorry, are you saying "meow"?

I don't believe it did.

Way too fast…

Ghoastage, I'm an idiot

Oh, goddamn, I remember these things being lighter!

Who wants a motorcycle ride? I do! I do!

Hey, Mike, um, while you're at it?

What is this thing again? Humane Society?

- But, yeah, other than that, it's pretty boring out there.

Tag ‘ Em and Bag ‘Em!

whats up, bone diddlies?

Mr. Galikanokus!

And then we're gonna have to zip on out of here.

who's filling in for zak mermaid? marleen roch.

He does?! Oh my god!

- Oh, God. - You order the keg of St. Anky?

how about we, uh, pop a couple of viagra on rollout

- Cut it out, you turkeys! - He fuckin' started it!

When the judge asked the FBI for their ill-gotten surveillance records

Sincerely Director Fuckhead

Too much screen time, Chev Chev. STFU, RACHEL!!!

Sounds like y’all have a demon problem

…almost made it.

Give me 6 Schlitzes

The virus hates the booze

Autistic and... Autistic and... Autistic and... A Fucking Racist

BUFFERING AND .....

You there! Camel Fucker! Do you need assistance?

But wait! Hey, hey, hey! Are you guys kidding? Look at yourselves.

Merry Christmas... Chicken Fuckers!

You got it, boss.

Just print the damn thing!

Now did you say "yes sir" or "yeah sure?"

- So you are okay then? - Yes, sir.

OH HELL... GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN SOAP!!!

When Adley gets traded

Bear-Bear-fU(K%r

Meow, what is so damn funny?

Now I've spoken to the governor myself.

- Heard you got to see Farva naked. - Yeah, it was hard to miss.

THAT'S A LOT OF BOOZE.

How i leave the gym after chalking up for a failed deadlift pr

It’s just a quarter. And look how much more you get!

When you’re working remotely and When you both send the morning slides

I DO! I DO! I DO!

Jay The rest of Baltimore When Adley is traded

They're both kinda fat and stupid.

So much of my authority is derived From my 120mm silicon bronze balls

Shit, man. I was just about to pull out my nine...

Who wants fried pickles?

AND, UH. LITTERING AND-

What the crap? How come nobody called me?

they can't cut them any farther!

Somebody say mortgages?

and find out what you can about Galilkanolkus and Bunty Soap.

That little guy Don’t worry about that little guy

I can see there's something not right about that bed.

- I don't know. Can I come see you? - I love you.

My Uncle Denny used to have one just like this.

Whoa! What's this jack-off doin', trying to pull him over?

So, if we can get ten minutes, you and I can get into the impound...

sweet lord jesus sweet lord jesus sweet lord jesus sweet lord jesus sweet lord jesus sweet lord jesus sweet lord sweet lord jesus the building's on fire ain't nobody got time for that

Drinks? Dranks? Nobody?

Eight miles, huh? Almost made it.

...You mean "Optics"?

Ah, bikers! I'm an idiot.

I can't stack any harder

- Better lock this shit up, huh, buddy? - What are you talkin' about?

Come on, Farva, man. Same team. Same team.

Ah… Switch. I’m an idiot.

we're heading to Canada for some French fries and gravy sir, poutine.

- Listen, Rod- - It's delicious.

Tag Em' and Bag Em'

(Runt & Riley Crying) I love you, Riley!

It stinks like shitposts in here

- Those are 'shrooms, dude! - Come on, man, just eat it!

Sincerely, Governor Fuckhead

Gimme a uh, liter of nonna's gold

I already got a Yubikey. He's already requsted a yubikey, he can't, request anymore!

time to stop now, Mac?

Gimmie 6 Shclitzes Fuck it, whatevers fee

I'm already seeding I can't seed any farther

How you gonna make a meme? With Yarn, moron!

Argue, argue, argue! Argue, argue, argue!

WHEN AN EIT STARTS COPYING DWG FILES

Another IPR analyst? What're you guys multiplying?

Who wants a cream ale?

I already follow I can't follow any further!

Don't forget To cup the balls

BETTER THAN THE CRAP YOU PULL, MAC.

- Come in, Ursula! - Who is this? Hello?

- No, no, no, no. We'll bring the guns. - We're on it. We're on it.

No, man, I'm just saying'- I'm sayin' if-if you own the beach property, right...

I swear to god I'll pistol whip the next guy that says Sri Lanka

Hey, look out for this guy!

Riley Elphaba Andersen! I told you! YOU'RE FUCKING 13!!! YOU'RE, A, TEENAGER, YOUNG LADY! AND NOW, IT'S YOUR FAULT!!! Shut the fuck up, and sit down!

Okey silly dilly dokey-o I'm an idiot Yes you are

Ha I just lost a buck…to myself.

You boys like polis massa?

Did someone say bidets?

- Do you need assistance? - Oh! Oh! Oh, yeah.

Two cops sleeping together. What the hell do you think they talked about?

Oh Hell Give Me the G*%&amn Soap

Rabbit, get this meatball out of here.

Double baco cheeseburger It's for the Texas national guard

I don't want a large Farva, I want a God damn liter of Golf Trip

When June starts recording, June hooked pants like Lily from The Loud House. And then she stopped recording. And then she found out that her YouTube account got terminated. She had a big idea. Johnny checked her June's new account. (June's Channel: DO NOT REPORT) Bitch girl. To be continued...

Oh, go, girlfriend. I'm your mother.

You ain't kiddin'. That's a lot of books!

One... Two... Three... Who is it! Four... Why are you looking at Runt for? Runt can't save you! Now, you need to tell me who got you pregnant or you get out of my house, right now! Dad... I don't know.