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John Meme stonks

Or, as we like to call her down at the station, "The Louisville Smuggler."

I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says, "Olive Garden."

- Really? Okay. - Yeah.

I'm all Power Platform

Uh, good. Good.

- Roger. Checking. - Thank you, Radio.

WELL, I SAID, "YEAH, SURE"

But- -No 'buts meow That's the law

It does? Oh my god

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OKAY, NO CREAM…

THEY CAN'T LUMP US IN WITH THISE MARTIANS

I SWEAR TO GOD I'll PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT GUY WHO SAYS "COLLECTIONS"

- Awesome. - Afternoon.

Another highway cop? What, are you guys multiplying?

That's too much!

You look like the president, chairman and CEO of Levi Strauss.

Lisa/Rebound: YARN Memes!!! Noooooooooooo!!! In mind: What a whiny douchebags. Narrator: End.

I’m reading mine!

Cut it out, you turkeys! - He started it!

I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy that says "have you tried downgrading your dependencies yet"

it's just $2 and look how much more you get

Hey good looking, catch any speeders today?

- But- - No "buts" meow. That's the law.

I swear to god I’ll pistol-whip the next guy that says “creator”

Hey! You showed Grady our secret stash? That was our stash!

EVeryone is already long. We cant get longer

- No. - Do you see me eatin' mice?

NOW, DID YOU SAY, "YES, SIR."?

Next time, pull your heads out of each other’s asses. Language!

Back in the bed with your beautiful wife, huh?

- You guys are too slow. - You killed my dummy.

oh my god... i can't afford to get another hangover again.

I don’t wanna live anymore. Why? Because I buy you a $2 game?

Farmers open their milk check like:

WE'RE LIKE THE SONS YOU NEVER HAD.

You look like the president, chairman and C.E.O. of Levi Strauss

Cooper Troopers I’ve got my Kupp

I'd like to get some field work.

Sing it again, rookie biatch!

Galilkanolkus is on that truck!

These, uh, bales of pot, they have that red Johnny Chimpo sticker on them.

You're A Sick Motherfucker, Mac

THE LICE HATE THE SUGAR.

You Boys like monexico

Eight miles, huh? Almost made it.

We've already compressed it! We cannot compress it anymore!

Aw, Fuck it, You deal with the PMs

Oh, shit! I got you good, you NB!

GIVE MY REGARDS TO BOBBY BABOON.

Now, the thing is, Rod...

That’s too much Too much

To the death of fun. here's to you guys

That’ll happen That will happen

Open your throat, relax the jaw

Yeeeee-hoooooo!

All right, all right. Fighting's not gonna change anything.

- Twenty-three, that Porsche is hot. - Are you sure?

I’ve already cut maintenance Cut maintenance further, man!

Sincerely.............

It's down to Flagstone, Deer Lick and us.

Well, hello, Shirley.

We've hired everyone! We can't hire any further!

Chief! Chief Grady! I secured the perimeter, sir.

Don't forget to jork the peanuts

ah biker, i'm an idiot

Who’s the man? Who’s the man?

- Farva's goin' down! - Yes! Right!

You girls like New Mexico?!

Must have been my 6th - or even my 7th sense

I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes.

I don't know what that is

He's already reset you! he can't reset you any farther!

- But- - I could be Lacey.

pickers do we look like the dumbest associates in the building to you

I don't want a large Farva I want a gorram liter of cola!

Is that why you choose to treat us with such disrespect?

Who wants a chicken bacon ranch?

how about that stupid guy for Rabbit?

AND NO GUACAMOLE.

I don't want to leave her and Arlo, so-

Now you got your goddamn Unions You know I am not Pro Union Guy

Gimme a liter of cola

It’s only two. And look how much more you get.

I Want One I Want One! I Do! I Do!

Magic? Sounds kind of flimsy.

- Oh, Mac. - What the fuck?

So-So, hey, what's goin' on?

I guess I just go take a shower then, huh?

- We should have seen that comin'. - We should have seen that comin'.

She could arrest me...

She could sue me.

We already surrendered We can’t surrender any further

- It's powdered sugar. - The lice hate the sugar.

Man, it's probably better for the flow...

Every time! Finish it up.

Oh, wait. Deana got your name written on it.

RILEY!!! (BILL SCREAMING) GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW, YOUNG LADY!!! yOU TAKE PIC OF SEX!!!??? (Bill Slaps Riley with a belt) (Riley peeing)

MY FUCKING WATER JUST MOTHERFUCKING BROKEN, RUNT!!! Oh, shit! I'll call the ambulance!

DON'T FORGET TO CUP THE BALLS. AND YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WIN...

Have your fun, boys. Have your fun.

Come on! I'm looking for a little cooperation here.

- Way to go, Cap. - Give my regards to Bobby Baboon.

You're never gonna win with those thin little bird lips you got there.

Rodger, checking!…

- damn it. Every time. - buy my rebuy?

In a minute, all right? Are you listening?

Let's play one of those games I keep hearin' about. You know, Mac and Foster...

He can’t scan it on the phone

Hey, look out for these guys!

Stinks like X in here

Pats Fans I swear to god I'm going pistol whip the next guy that says curse wheel

HEY, GOOD LOOKIN',

Uncle Fred? Who’s uncle Fred?

Better than the crap you pull, Mac.

I swear to god i'll pistol whip the next person that says Datums Hey Farva, whats the name of the reference for geo location used for GPS Corrections?

Where'd you learn that, Cheech?

Was there ever a moment when you suspected her?

See, there you have it. You're doing it all wrong.

- I am super. - Plus, we can't take our car...

- I said no! - It's just 25 cents.

We can't make it illegal any further

I did not see that coming.

Desperation is a stinky cologne.

- Now, did you say, "Yes, sir"? - I think he said, "Yeah, sure."

- Thanks, sweetie. - Sounds like they're having fun.

Look, I'm done dickin' around. We got new evidence on your murder.

Did that bag you pulled off those college kids have that sticker?

It's powdered sugar It's delicious

You look like the president, chairman and C.E.O. of Levi Strauss.

- In our cells, the door is over here. - Right.

Put those away!

I'm already pulled over, the cops didn't pull me over!

I thought you said be on at ten

- Smy? - Yeah, Chief, I'll take a chinchilla.

- Could I go now? - You could have your own car.

I already cleaned the fiber Clean the fiber even more

Officer, isn't-isn't the speed limit 65?

HEY SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE BUDDY

How you think I'm doin'? Open bar, ain't it?

JBE already wrecked He can't wreck it any farther

Don't be a fuckin' slob

Come on, Thorn. Come on, Thorn.

Ayoo join beonet

I got you good you fucker

Tell that to the budget committee.

Oh, look out for randles Master of psychology

Whoo, sixteen ounces in my back pocket

Bite it took, make him look like a dick

Something about a school bus full of kids?

Hey, honey, it's almost Mitternacht' huh?

Oh, how embarrassed?

Canadian Salmon, Assholes

Foot long chili dog, it’s for Jeremy

Feng Shui if it's, uh, over there.

AND, UH. LITTERING AND...

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What? YOU'RE OUT OF THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE!!!!!! Pack all your shit! Pack all your shit!! Pack all your shit!!!

I NEED TO FIND ME A WAY HOME.

Meet me at Route 9 and Okeechobee Road, and don't be late.

Thank you, Radio.

Her as is already toned. She can’t tone it any more!

All right. You ready for the photo shoot? Okay, fellas, let's take it.

He's already signed over! He can't be signed over any farther!

Gimme 6 schlitzes

No, Runt! Wait!!! You MOTHERFUCKING SLUT!!! DID YOU BROKE MOM'S FUCKING VASE?

Oh, wait. He's got your name written on it.

Can I please see your license and registra-

Now, either you scratch my back or you're gonna get my size ten boot up your ass!

qu'est ce que c'est que ça ?

them them out back and shoot them

What's In 3D mean Dave? How the hell shoulD I Know?

- What are you? - I'm a cop. What are you?

I'm saying when my suspension's up, you better watch your ass.

Jealousy is a stinky cologne....

Runt watches Two Girls and One Cup

Arizona, huh? Almost got ‘em.

But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.

Oh, I guess I'm the asshole.

Come on, Thorny. You're losing to the rookie. It's embarrassing.

Ah, *bikerrrr*. I’m an idiot.

Good enough to fuck your mother!

Nobody? Ok, no frickles…

(Light slap.) Oh, come on, man, you can better than that. Smack yo god damn daddy! (Slapped!) Yeeaahh! Imma show you how to smack this motherfucker! You gone give back everything you took! (Slapped Twice!)

When I answer stupid DSC questions!

But the captain didn't say anything about going undercover.

The governor comes to town on Saturday for that big thing, right?

So uh, yaknow I’m gonna need that $478 Whenever you get a chance

I have a flashlight in the cab.

How i leave the gym after bicep curl pb

- Get it through your head, fish dick. She was in on it. - Fuck you, Mac!

We’re already socially distance, we can’t social distance any further.

- Oh, God. No! - No, no, no!

OFFICER, THAT-THAT'S NOT OURS.

Officer, isn-isn't the speed limit 65?

Better than the crap you pull

I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.

Let's pull someone over.

YOU GOTTA OPEN YOUR THROAT,

WITH TWO TACOS...

So I’m-I’m gonna need that $378 buck, you know, whenever you get the chance

"The great state of Vermont could use more officers like your men.

IF YOU WERE MY SON, MAC

Peel that naner Ease it on in

What’s up Bone Diddlies?

Do it! You're a highway patrolman.

Mac, you and Foster check out the truck stops...

Easy, Rod. Easy, Rod. Easy, Rod. Easy, Rod.

- I told you. I don't touch highway hog. - Baby, I'm SizzleLean.

Tonight... Oh, SHIT!!! MY FUCKING WATER BROKE!

All right, come on out, Rabbit.

Don't forget to jork the peanuts

LITTERING AND..

Who wants to raid?

Give me six schlitz-es

Mold me! Mold me!

You boys like diabetes?!

But our content is cheeky and fun

And he laughs in your face So you feel the disgrace

Because vee ver driveen vaay too fast!

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I don’t wanna live anymore. Why? Because I wouldn’t buy you a $2 game?

- Who'll bust heads on the highway? - The goddamn local cops!

Now you're spreadin' 'em wide

The next thing you know, they're trying to take you out.

Then don't call me Unit 91, Radio.

You wanna do repeat?

oh look, another affiliate site

Yeah and sluts well no

Me every two seconds trying to make sure my 4 and 2 year old don’t accidentally kill eachother

scale me scale me

and you give them the investigation.

French Fries And Gravy Sir

Trump explaining his Gaza plan

Double baco cheeseburger. It’s for a Ciolli

- You don't want us turning into pumpkins. - I don't want to go yet

Mr. Larry Johnson

There was a time when we'd take a guy like you out back and beat you with a hose. Now you've got your God-damned unions.

Smother me in Valentina, old man

SINCERELY, GOVERNOR FUCKHEAD

I TOLD YOU... IT WAS THOSE ES 226 KIDS WITH THE WRENCHES.

Farva, get the coffee. Farva, hit the radio.

Canadian whiskey. Assholes.

pickers do we look like the dumbest associates in the building to you

So I’m Gonna Need...Like $10,000. Whenever you get a chance.

Canada Huh? Almost Made It

Meow, what's so funny meow?