Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I like that. - Bite it. Bite-

Easy, Chad. Easy Chad. Easy, Chad!

You're a sick motherfucker, Prince

Nobody own the swans. God owns-- They're God's swans.

Hey, look out for these guys!

When Bn gives XO tasks at 1600 And the platoon commanders aren't having it

Only you can make a dark man blush

There was a time when we'd take a guy like you out back and beat you with a hose. Now you've got your God-damned unions.

Don't forget to cup the balls

- Turns out, this guy can't drive a semi. - Yeah.

It's already white! She can't make it white any farther!

Did somebody say KART???

Jay <——- ——-> the rest of Baltimore Adley getting traded

I swear to god I'm going pistol whip the next guy that says curse wheel

You boys like shitting yourself

Hey look out for this guy!

Oh, Matt, you sad, lonely man.

Liter is French for stop brining in ortho cases to the ED

Oh, no shit, man!

Fresh Quarter isn't a highway This is our jurisdiction

No, trump, you are shut down for being a total and complete fuckhead

Brent checking out Male Porn

Oh, look out for Thorny, master of psychology.

So call off the party quick

He can't take any more calls hes already got two phone calls

Arlo! Rabbit! Let's go!

When the RP is a security guard Do You Need Me Out There? Do You Need My Assistance?

YOU DON'T WANT US TURNING INTO PUMPKINS

Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring, Banana Phone! WHAT, NOW, ASSHOLE?!?!?!? I just called the goddamn ambulance!!!

- This thing with Farva screwed our pooch. - What?

No offense, but the less you guys knew, the less you could screw up.

Riley, Runt, What the WTF is all with that goddamn noise! Wait-- WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MOM'S VASE?!?!?!?! Welp, I gotta skedaddle! My mom is gonna be mad at me!

Oh, that little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy.

Hello Forklift Don't call me forklift, security

WELL, I SAID, "YEAH, SURE".

When Baby Riley starts recording, and starts twerking at the camera for 1 minute. And stops recording and send it to YouTube. When her parents saw her YouTube video about Riley twerking. And then Bill is angry and turning red with devil horns. And then he yelled. RILEY, GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OVER HERE! 1 minute later. She Explained: I love Goldpaw Butt. And he shocked!!!

I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says "AIRDROP"

Can't make em speed Cap'n

GOVERNOR FUCKHEAD

It stinks like sex in here

WHAT AN ASSHOLE

You're a sick Mother fucker jonesy

Baby im gonna butter your bread

It stinks like Butt sex in here.

Do we look like the two dumbest guys in the world? Is that why you choose to treat us with such disrespectful

Desperation is a stinky cologne, John.

Only you can make a dark man blush

And some string.

That’s not really cool, man

LITTERING AND..

- Dead on all morning. - How about that little fella?

- Awesome prank, Farva. - Better than the crap you pull, Mac.

...THE LICE HATE THE SUGAR.

It’s just 25 cents

yeah? why don't you take your PLC and go stand in a field

You boys like Mobile rides?!

- Hey, listen, guy. He doesn't want it. - I can handle this, Ramathorn.

oh hell.. give me the god damn purchase

I mean, if they had been chugging the catsup.

Happy Birthday Denim Dan

- Forgot the coffee. - My bad, Cap.

15K, huh? Almost made it.

Ain't no better you can do

- John. I'm not interrupting, am I? - Mayor Timber!

Unit twenty-three that Porsche is hottt!

Nobody owns the linkshells man! thats god linkshell

Gotta open your throat Relax the jaw

AND YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WIN..

All right, hit it.

Because you crapped on my heart!

Starting right meow?

Will, What’s the name of that place you like to eat with all the goofy shit on the walls? You mean, Bussy?

I am all that is man.

- Oh! Oh! - Oh, she's there?

I feel like a real scholar again

WAAAAA-hoooooo!

Come on, Dad! Faster! Faster!

You think you have a nice relationship with someone based on professional courtesy and mutual boredom. The next thing you know, they're trying to take you out.

- Let's do it. - All right, Arlo.

Hey, Charlie's Angel.

Welcome to Dimpus. Can I take your order?

Everybody outta the car! I said now!

while you were sittin' in the damn thing.

You boys like Cabernet?!

That little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy.

Can't make em poach, Cap

- Could I get in on that? - Sure. Why not?

Investors dude!

Come in, MSAT. don't call me msat, unit 91. don't call me unit 91, MSAT!

I told you to bring the handcart.

Snow in the Springs? Almost made it

Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

- Hail to thee! - Hey, all right!

I WILL HAVE THE ENCHILADA PLATTER,

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Who wants a big boobed goth mommy I want one!…. I do! I do!!

CDC Recommended

To much! Too much! Two much! 2 much!

YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?!

Awesome prank conti

Yeah, spänkings Sold

Tell 'em all to fuck off Tell 'em all to fuck off

But, Thorn, if they do shut you down...

What's the significance of this John Chimpo fella?

- Help me out here, Rabbit. - Foster, is that you?

LITTERING AND, UH...

All right, fuck it.

Give my regards to Bobby Baboon

Poker chat again

- Grady! - I don't want to sound like a wienie...

Come on, Farva, man. Same team. Same team.

YOU THERE....BIRTHDAY BROTHER

Give me a gun, huh, to hold for the pictures.

And so, Captain, you think there might be some connection with the smugglers?

Couch… Couchfucker Do you need my assistance

WHEN THE ALIEN ROMULUS DIRECTOR SAYS HE'S OPEN TO THE IDEA OF ANOTHER AVP MOVIE

WRAIR, HUH? ALMOST MADE IT.

Grow a mustache

- All right, all right. Windows down! Windows down!

...you'll light my ass on fire?

You’re Suspension…. Continues.

I am so used to driving on the Autobahn.

You put in for a transfer yet?

Tower During 43’s Go-Around

regarding your unit."

Would you stop chirping my rookie Grady!

Canada, huh? Almost made it

What are yours 1/2 inch?

Double-bacon cheeseburger....it's for ICE.

You don’t weigh in… …you don’t wrestle

until they replace the door you,

Sing it again, rookie bitch.

Is the guy? Is the moose?

- while you three smoke the whole bag. - Please, no.

We don't want to leave. We really like this town.

Is there maybe something you would like me to do to you?

Trying to find retrieve drivers

do i look like a Miyazaki character to you, boy?

Car Ramrod. You get it?

- Come on back, now. - Oh, yeah.

Why use your head when you can be getting some cop-on-cop fucky-sucky?

Oh, wait. Deana he's got your name written on it.

Who wants a mustache ride?

We’re gonna get the big, ugly axe

- Littering. - Officer, that-that's not ours.

You boys like Salary retention!!??

Now I’m gonna pay you, but I shouldn’t Because of your Asian blindness

You're cool man I am cool

Friday huh? Almost made it.

I'll believe that when my shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet

Amanda Bacherette Party 2017

Yeah. Well, Cagney and Lacey were women.

HEY SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE BUDDY

I mean, no offense, bro, but...

Kevin Carden *in mid-nineteenth century Rez*: quarry spalls I could have sworn you said “Corey’s balls”

aw fuck it, you deal with the hog

Yeah, shit. This your keg?

You crapped on my heart

Team Yabo. You get it?

I'm already seeding I can't seed any farther

Climb up on Uncle Rabbit's lap, Arlo, okay?

You don't have these at your station?

I do! I do! I do!

Hanson, Could You Round Up, Uh, the Muslim Saleh...

Ah, bikers! I'm an idiot.

Thorny, I'm talkin' a hard line.

Is there maybe something I can do for you Or maybe my wife...

He's this crazy bird on TV.

When my wife talks about how convenient it is having the laundry put away.

If you were my girlfriend I’d massage your feet nightly until you fall asleep

- He's angry? Well, hello. - Hey, mark it off.

Standard procedure.

Dry January, eh? Almost made it

If it happens, we'll, uh,

Desperation is a stinky cologne Rob

THEY CAN'T LUMP IS IN WITH THOSE MARTIANS

- My arm! - Mac!

LITTERING AND, UH,

LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

Yup yup Smokin the reefer

This is great! No, seriously! Wow, alright. Alright, cool. So… So it’s settled then. Ayo, young lady! It’s time to go! What? But, Dad!

You're a sick mother fucker mack

Get your pink slip

LITTERING AND...

See, that's what O'Hagan was talking about.

So you originally from Vermont or, uh, or what?

I already liked it I can't like it anymore

You get the score of that Red Sox game last night?

- represented a-a bond of trust between us. - Foster-

I dont want a large Farva I want a God damn Liter of Gravy

You already convicted him off felony murder You can't convict him any more

yes beryl briquetterette? what do you want? i want to do some ichralingbeing in israel.

For 20 bucks, I'll call the guy a chicken-fucker.

I'm glad you called. Listen. I have Bobby the Baboon in lockup...

I DO! I DO! I DO!