Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Used to be we’d take people like you out back and beat ‘em with a hose...now you got your goddamn unions... You know I’m not a pro union guy

When your buddy says he played his best round ever

- I'm-I'm already pulled over, man! - Pull over farther, man!

I don't know. Doin' it? Positions and stuff?

he can't send it any other way

Desperation is a stinky cologne

He can't sonarqube any farther!

He’s already Put his foot down, he can’t put it down any further

What's the matter, your mama didn't teach you how to chug?

Just goin for some French fries and gravy

It's just $0.25 more

How you feelin' there Mac?

- Is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny? - How the hell should I know?

He wasn't gonna make it. - I tried.

It must have been, like, a double homicide or something fuckin' cool.

Gimme…..a litre of Cola

- Damn it! - Out of the car! Out of the car, scumbag!

you're clear you can't be clear any more clearly!

That's it, you're off the road. Never again.

Farva's number one! Farva's number one!

Come in, Radio.

This highway is closed Ramathorn. This is our jurisdiction.

Okay, Foster. You and Rabbit come around in a classic pincer move.

And DEF not hoood sex

You boys like Mexico??

Uh, John, when you do get shut down, you come back, talk to me.

Paul smuggling U.S car parts into Canada illegally

IT'S DELICIOUS.

Rabbit, get over there and cuff her.

Would you like to try on my panties

Well, you did it this time.

He can't pull over any farther! is storage space running out on YARN memes.

- Really? - Yeah. Can you believe it?

Because vee ver driveen vaay too fast!

He’s already maxcinated! He can’t vaccinate any further!

when did you become a cop?

YEAH... THAT'S A LOT OF BOOZE.

"You got beautiful, big brown lips."

In the back of Moms Odyssey on your way to the comp

HOW FAST YOU WERE GOIN'?

Don't use that boyfriend voice with me. What are you doing?

but O'Hagan just will not cooperate with the evidence.

One Democratic Party nomination for President …it’s for a cop

Yeah. "Jane Doe." Do you know her?

Where'd You Learn That, Cheech? Drug School?!

- You're okay, right? - Sure.

- Hey, I saw that! - Sit down, Rando.

Or maybe something you would like to do to me?

But if I was a bettin' man, I'd put money on us changin' the governor's mind tonight.

I’m going to pistol whip the next person who says no fly zone

Trump explaining his plan for Gaza

What the name of that spelling game you like With the colored emoji's to show how you did?

LOOK WHAT I FOUND A TWO-BY-FOUR!

I'll probably just get sent down to Brattleboro. It's a nice town.

You are freakin’ out, man.

SO SEND THAT ADDRESS WHENEVER YOU’RE READY

"but most of all unorthodox tactics...

Oh, no! I think he's going back again.

Good luck buddy

Don't spit in that guys cali beer

Trust me, skipper, we'll make you proud.

AND LOOK HOW MUCH MORE YOU GET

And I’m Cody Boland -Bo; Team Yabo.

Well, Then, Why You Laughing, Mr. Lachy Johnson

Wow! What is this?

What are you pulling back there?

Eh, that’ll happen. That will happen.

Oh, yeah? That’s a latke Dimp.

Do the math Make him look like a dick

Oh, I Got Brass Buns. - You Should Join The Band

Didnt think you added her to the group And then I checked

I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says, "Olive Garden."

move that gigantic cotton candy

HEY, GOOD LOOKIN'...

Can I get a Peer Review

(Get depressed and emo) (Sighs) Alright, YARN Memes, what do you want for dinner?

Yeah, actually it was George Washington that never told a lie.

So you know Imma need that 200 buck

Trump explaining his plan for Gaza

Oh, yeah? That's a lot of "Dimp."

oh doug, you sad, lonely man.

Okay, okay. Somebody's gonna need to sign for this...

- Yeah. I know. He's working for us now. - So, I'm sorry.

So you're saying you'll set my country music award on fire?

So you know Imma need that $200

SO I’M GONNA, I’M GONNA NEED THAT ADDRESS WHENEVER YOU’RE READY

When Runt starts recording, Runt saw Elliot shakes ass on window at Shaw. His penis is big! He said, I love you, Elliot! And then Runt kisses Elliot's ass. And then he pulled his pants down, and then butt-phoned for 2 minutes. And then send it to YouTube. After he explained. I love Elliot butt. She Yelled. I'M GONNA TAKE AWAY YOUR STREISAND COLLECTION!!!

- Get out of the car, man! - This is a cop car!

Don't forget to cup the balls. You're never gonna win...

Rodney! Rodney, get your ass back here!

Coffee's served!

1 minute later... There we go! Congratulations, it's a goddamn girl! What do you want to name her?

Blake is number one! Blake is number one!!

Do you want to do repeater?

WITH TWO TACOS..

- She loves us. - All right.

We got a little distracted by somebody doing the “repeater”

When you gotta go, you gotta go

So much of my authority is derived from the power right here.

I realize that doesn't sound funny as I described-

I told you to be good. I told you this was a bad time.

God, did you see that?

Static and the boys now

So you know Imma need that 200 buck

See if they got any chocolate bananas. Foster?

Unit 23. Come in, 23.

License and registration, please.

george i told ya not to get two horseback riders and reject a time machine and bump it so i'd be stuck in medevil times! boing good riddance faye you swordbangbummoogher!

through Spurbury on my watch.

THE SNOZBERRIES...

It’s for a cop

Nice wax job, Rook.

- Thank you, sir. - You-

So you're saying you'll set my Country Music Award on fire?

Your Black Magic only works on the rookie

"Don't let the Great Satan tempt you with the Western culture.

Why do you choose to treat me with such disrespect?

IT'S POWDERED SUGAR.

Hey Barr, what's that word you always use to sound smart?

the others lost to hang beachfront, the property was half worthless. i had great tears, and my heart was in pieces. as i knew the sunset over the chateau over wangfujing past shanjiang, i vomited hard.

Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring, Banana Phone! WHAT, NOW, ASSHOLE?!?!?!?

Do you see me eating mice

canadian grass, assholes.

His shenanigans are cruel and tragic.

- What? - Farva said that car is stolen.

It’s my birthday You chicken-fucker! Braawk!

Thorn, can't they just stay a little longer?

HEY, GOOD LOOKIN'. YOU GET ANY LEADS TODAY?

IT'S A COOL WINNEBAGO.

There are gonna be cops there.

Riley gets reported on YouTube by her dad. Channel name: Bill's Channel. And his daughter's channel name: Riley's Cool and Awesome Channel 2003 Reason: Riley gets terminated for violating YouTube's Community Guidelines and gets reported by her dad cuz Rilley doing bad stuff like twerking, putting camera inside her asshole and more!

"As you requested, we have reevaluated the financial situation...

who wants an eberflus? i do! i do! i want a eeebrflooos!!

Who wants beer and dick?

She's pregnant! I know!

Good to know you're still battin' for us with the budget committee, Mayor.

Tag ‘em. And bag ‘em.

Where'd you learn that Cheech? Drug school?

- I do! - Do you have any openings in Sherburne, Cap?

I’m not gonna eat, Howard. What’s going on, YARN Memes? You’ve been like this for 2 weeks.

I think I might be able to talk to Grady for you.

- You screwed us over. - No, Thorny.

I’m already efficient Be more efficient, man!

YOU'RE ON DUTY.

He can't pull over any farther

Yeah. I'll be right back.

That maybe you call uncle? - Like Uncle Fred?

I DO!! I DO!! I DO!!

"we regret to inform you that we are still...

I swear to god I will pistol whip the next guy that says “recruit through the whistle.”

It’s gyros Delicious

We can't get buttfucked any farther!

I don’t touch Highway Hog

OFFICER, THAT..

Bluey That Crazy dog

I'm-I'm already bullish, man! You're not bullish enough, man!

- Ah, now some fun for both of us. - Get back in the car!

and, uh, Daboll and Stefanski and bring them in for a lineup

He got you good you fucker

Reinforce He’s already reinforced

Eight miles, huh? Almost made it.

- For Some French Fries And Gravy, Sir. - Poutine.

I'm already following!!! I can't follow any harder!!!

Boy, you guys just keep shooting yourselves in the foot.

So he tried to make it clear

Give me a, uh, pie. Apple.

I don't want a small block displacement I want a goddamn liter of powah!

- Only in my day, the rookie got naked. - Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Get a goddamned iPhone, why don’t ya?

I told you It waa those kids with the wrenches

Im cool but control the devils

We've already made the corrections!

Easy Mott! Easy Mott! Easy Motttttttt!

- Bullshit. I'm not goin' anywhere. - All right, buddy.

You know how fast you were going? No officer but do you know the speed limit of sex??

You can count on that.

No fuckin' way.

I think I might have an idea.

I’m all Tampa bay

- Now you got your goddamn unions. - Captain, you know I'm not a pro-union guy.

No, Howard. I don’t wanna live anymore. YARN Memes, stop being stupid.

You know I’m cool But I take no responsibility for these white devils

Eh, that’ll happen. That will happen

- I want one. I want one! - I do! I do! I do!

So I'm gonna need that 73 bucks Whenever you get the chance

The monkey has a butler? Great.

He’s already joined officer He can join any farther!

I already liked it I can't like it "more"

But we got to beat these guys to the punch.

We should have taken him out back and shot him a long time ago

You're talking about Olive Garden, right?

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GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN SOAP

Oh, Sally, I am so sorry. Is there something I can do to make you feel better? Can you say something funny that makes me laugh?

- Grady? - Shit, what the fuck is this?

Desperation is a stinky cologne, Pep.

Why are you wearing that uniform in my station?

I’m not sure you can fit into my panties!

LOOK, FELLAS...

We got a suspicious vehicle. White Caprice, Vermont plates.

Listen, Officers, I'm on a really tight schedule. I really need to-

This is the Spurbury Police. Put your hands up and come outta there!

You are awesome.

Awe, Fuck it. You deal with the LFW

And grow a goddammit mustache why don't ya?

What did I do today? Meetings!

Do I look like Keith Baker to you boy? Do you see me jumping around all Nimbly-bimbly from prop to prop

Happy National Doctor’s Day How your family is going to help you celebrate

Now hand over that registration.

Rabbit, you're off the road! Shut up, Farva!

thought you said bowl-a-rama yeah, i tried to call you..

Easy, rod! Easy, rod!!

Nobody own the swans. God Owns--they're God's swans.

I’m all Ruuster

Save me save me

- If you did, I'd activate my car's wings, and fly away.

I applied for a guard job. At the post office.

- You're up. - Me?

Ohhh coat racks. I’m an idiot

Saturday, huh? Almost made it

License and registration.

Littering and, uh-Littering and, uh-

He's coming! Riley, come and eat-- WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

License and registration couch fucker!!!

I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar. Let's go.

You're gonna have a hard time shutting us down now, right, Mr. Mayor?

AWESOME PRANK FARVA.

How about a little Pep?

Who wants cream?

You mean clutchless shifting?

…Extend…extend…

isn't-isn't the speed limit 65?

- No! Throw it out the window! - Okay! Okay! Okay!

Hi. I'm looking for Chief Grady. I have some files for him.